Baby, i wanna be your forum troll

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 3:34 am

I'm a man, I don't have emotions (except rage.). Emotions are for sissies and women.

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:55 am

Don't you hate too? If not I pitty you. In a hatefull way.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:29 pm

Then you'll be in such a rage that your rage will counter-act your rage and therefore making you a rage-deprived man, in which case you would kill yourself.

Tatsujin Kiyuu · Post by **Tatsujin Kiyuu** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 11:50 pm

you wanna see rage ill show you rage

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/me breathes heavily and then passes out

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:34 am

Mandor wrote:Don't you hate too? If not I pity you. In a hatefull way.

Its all tied into the Rage. Hate is just focused Rage.

peter-griffin, foolish mortal, wrote:Then you'll be in such a rage that your rage will counter-act your rage and therefore making you a rage-deprived man, in which case you would kill yourself.

Rage doesn't counteract itself. Just like red doesn't counter red. Blue counters red. Hence, I'd have to be sad to counter my rage. And, since I have nothing to be sad about, I don't foresee that in the imminent future.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:51 am

Yes, but this rage will be a peculiar one that will, in fact, counter your rage.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:52 am

Congratulations, you earned a pictoral response!

Tatsujin Kiyuu · Post by **Tatsujin Kiyuu** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:01 am

/me walks up breathing heavily

Soth that was teh perfect response on that note

/me passes out again

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:23 am

This isn't fair. Soth was WAITING to use that.

Elric2056 · Post by **Elric2056** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:06 am

Perhaps... but you could have used it too if you really wanted too... to be a proper troll you've got to have all the tools around "just in case".. this includes (but is not limited to) a limitless supply of sarcasm, random retorts in all formats, trash talking skills, a vast library of saved up retorts (since it wouldn't be good style to use the same one twice would it?) and lots of free time to look up and disprove things other people say and to wander the forums looking for people who need to be enlightened/trashed because they've done something dumb (or failed to do something good....)

Take notes from watching Soth and maybe you'll be ready for troll duty at the next place you go....

Grumlen · Post by **Grumlen** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:26 am

Well, I'm That Guy Over There. I claimed that title because no one else seems to care about me.

/me grabs on of peter-griffin's computer wires and starts gnawing on it.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 6:00 am

The best part about chewing on wires is when you get to the auxilary power--with that tasty 500W filling!

Grumlen · Post by **Grumlen** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 7:19 am

Ooooooooooo . . . seriously? Electricy taste GOOOOOOOOOD!
/me gnaws faster.

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