Baby, i wanna be your forum troll

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:22 am

You need a avatar and a bitter sarcastic personality. You have neither. At best you're one of those crappy hair trolls from the 80's, and, therefore, hardly worth my time.

Tatsujin Kiyuu · Post by **Tatsujin Kiyuu** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:16 am

hey im new and wanted to be nice by not starting a new thread just to say i saw a link to real life from another comic. and why would you want to be a forum troll when you could be the magical forum fairy

or................something................to that effect

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:40 pm

Because for FAIRIES are friggin lame.

And I can be bitter and sarcastic. OH TRUST ME, I can be BOTH of them. Easily.

But I don't want to. I mean, that's been my standard personallity on all the other forums I've been banned from. I at least want to get banned from these forums with STYLE.

And Circe said I can be a forum troll! Right?! The cute forum troll....remember?! Yes?!

YES! ....no...

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:56 pm

Are you sure you haven't been banned from these other forums for being a retard rather than for being a troll?
Looks like you are going to concurrence Eigher rather than Shroom for now.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:20 pm

Since I'm not familiar with either of them, I can't possibly be insulted by that remark.

Nonetheless, since the FIRST part of that remark almost insulted me, I hereby say whatever YOU say, except targetted at you, and not at me.

Circe · Post by **Circe** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:58 pm

Is that like "I'm rubber and your glue.. whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you?" Not that I, uh, remember that from grammar school.

But, to address this Troll (tm) issue, no you are only 16; I am not going to have an underage being prancing about in his skivvies.

Quote from Peter: And Circe said I can be a forum troll! Right?! The cute forum troll....remember?! Yes?!

No, what I said was, "We shall see if you qualify to be the cute troll." If I tell you to submit an application, that does not mean that you get the job. Give it two more years .. plus, I still have yet to see a picture of you.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 5:54 pm

[quote="peter-griffin";p="94510"]And I can be bitter and sarcastic. OH TRUST ME, I can be BOTH of them. Easily. [/quote]

Now, I could view this as sarcasm, but that would tend to mean that, in actuality, you are neither bitter, nor sarcastic, and, instead, a lovable sort of young man who will undoubtedly participate in such acts as glomping, huggle-tackling, and tentacle sex. I'll view that then, as a feeble attempt at sarcasm.

But I don't want to. I mean, that's been my standard personallity on all the other forums I've been banned from. I at least want to get banned from these forums with STYLE.

Which forums have you been banned from? A resume with references is always a plus when applying for a new job. Lets see your work and see if its sarcasm or simply stringing together as many profanities as you can think of.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:13 pm

Welp, I can probably found somewhere on http://www.dust2dust.org, but all the other servers and their forums are dead.

I've already been sarcastic and such, check out my posts in the politics section.

But fine. FINE. I won't be a forum troll until I turn 18, which is the 24th of February 2005. Oh and trust me, I'll be waiting. Patiently.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:22 pm

After a short search, I came across that forum, and I don't see anything even remotely worthy of the holy title of troll in there, not even a single good jab. I also don't see anything denoting you being banned from the forums. The server for it maybe, but the forums are a negative.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:37 pm

The forums were overhauled two months ago, which I found out after talking to their host (w|-|itec|-|alk) who I'm...sort of...friends with.

Well...I wasn't exactly BANNED. Just. You know. Whatever, you just wanna see a minor cry. WELL IT SEEMS YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED!

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:38 pm

peter-griffin, foolish mortal, wrote:Well...I wasn't exactly BANNED. Just. You know. Whatever, you just wanna see a minor cry. WELL IT SEEMS YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED!

And you say you wanna be a troll. My first assessment was more correct than I thought. Further, I was looking as far back as January. So unless Chalk went on a big ol' deletin' spree...

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:40 pm

Dude, these are tears of HATE. You understand!? Only the big, tough guys or us anime ninjas cry tears of hate, of which you are neither. Hence, I should be bossing YOU around. Now, go to my school and pretend to buy lunch so I can steal your lunch money.

Oh. And since we're both thread dancing, go answer that other thread. The one where I'm in an anime world.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:43 pm

Tears of hate, yeah, right. There are no tears of hate. Theres just tears, which means that you are either smelling something putrid, or are a sissy. Since I haven't cut one, I must presume the latter.

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:43 pm

You are not a troll, you are a funshine bear.

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:44 pm

Youre the best ever Mandor!

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