noob with target on his back

Cyberliger777 · Post by **Cyberliger777** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:48 pm

I have already posted a couple times and I have friends but I though this is a good way for people to find me.

PS: killing me is allowed.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:51 pm

/me rips out Cyberligers still beating heart, and puts it in some vital fluid to keep it beating, while the rest of his lifeless corpse drops to the ground.

You're still alive!

...

Kinda.

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:52 pm

/me huggles Cyber, just because it's the nice thing to do.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:57 pm

/me videotapes Soth in order to turn in the evidence to the police.

/me considers for a second, then decides to sell copies of it on the black market instead.

/me gives Soth 10% royalties.

Cyberliger777 · Post by **Cyberliger777** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:58 pm

some how i know Soth was going to be the first one to sort of kill me.
*Cyberliger777 hugges Jezebel back and thanks her for not killing him.

Cyberliger777 · Post by **Cyberliger777** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:59 pm

Don't I get any money off of this too. It is my corpes he is killing.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:01 pm

You aren't dead. And I asked your heart if it wanted any money, and, by virtue of a lack of an answer, it said no. Sorry.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:01 pm

No. Dead men don't recieve royalties.

If you disagree, I'll have to kill you and send you to join UJ's minions.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:02 pm

He isn't dead, his heart is alive in a jar on my desk.

Tatsujin Kiyuu · Post by **Tatsujin Kiyuu** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:04 pm

illl give you 5 dollars for the still beating heart.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:04 pm

Let me ask my business associate.

Severn- Will you give me more than 5 bucks?

Cyberliger777 · Post by **Cyberliger777** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:05 pm

My heart has a mind of its own and is telopathic and is saying it wants its cut of the profit.

it is also saying it is not for sale and if you do the corpes will come to life and kill you.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 pm

/me drops an Alka-Seltzer in the hearts jar to shut it up.

Cyberliger777 · Post by **Cyberliger777** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:13 pm

*Cyberliger777 heart send a message before it is fried to it body.

*Cyberliger777 body runs towed Soth and punches him in the back.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:13 pm

Severn- Will you give me more than 5 bucks?

I'll give you 50% of profits for a beating heart tour.

EDIT: If that makes less than $10, I'll beat up random people and take their money.

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