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Post by MasteR » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:52 am

[quote="wocket";p="597447"]teehee.

And see, I was called wrong for calling him a "he" in the channel! Ellen my ass!

I wish I had saved that part of the convo where cyrus was meatspinned. :([/quote]


You mean this don't you:
Feb 04 12:35:55 <MasteR> GOD DAMNIT
Feb 04 12:36:04 <MasteR> cyrus lemon partied my desktop
Feb 04 12:36:08 <wocket> hahaha
Feb 04 12:36:20 <MasteR> i so need to start locking the screen
Feb 04 12:36:32 <wocket> MasteR: meatspin his
Feb 04 12:36:39 <MasteR> haha
Feb 04 12:36:42 <MasteR> i should
Feb 04 12:37:27 <MasteR> man meatspin is shockwave, not gif
Feb 04 12:37:31 <MasteR> can't use it
Feb 04 12:37:38 <wocket> :(
Feb 04 12:37:43 <MasteR> tubgirl
Feb 04 12:38:15 <wocket> hehe
Feb 04 12:38:22 <imav> active desktop?
Feb 04 12:38:23 <wocket> ****** tells me I'm gay :D
Feb 04 12:38:43 <Mr_Nasty> I could have told you that.
Feb 04 12:38:55 <Ainslie> i'm gay!
Feb 04 12:38:59 <Ainslie> lol actually
Feb 04 12:39:01 <wocket> I'm not
Feb 04 12:39:01 <Ainslie> funny story
Feb 04 12:39:02 <wocket> I'm bi :D
Feb 04 12:39:45 <Ainslie> on australia day [just like j4 fireworks barbeques etc] my friends and i were down on the forshore watching the fireworks and smokeing a little weed
Feb 04 12:39:57 <Ainslie> we arnt stoners but felt like getting a little buzzed
Feb 04 12:39:59 <Mr_Nasty> You're only bi if you have sex with a guy and a chick at the same time.
Feb 04 12:40:10 <cyrus> no active desktop. linux
Feb 04 12:40:17 <cyrus> btw this is master
Feb 04 12:40:21 <Ainslie> some chick walks over after the skyflowers and tells us to pick up some rubbish that wasnt ours
Feb 04 12:40:25 <cyrus> just gonna tubgirl it
Feb 04 12:40:34 <Ainslie> she's just some random bitch, not a cop or anything
Feb 04 12:40:55 <Ainslie> and after we politely told her it wasnt ours she told us to stop being gay and just clean up after ourselves
Feb 04 12:41:01 <Ainslie> so i replied
Feb 04 12:41:20 <Ainslie> actually miss, i'm a homosexual and i dont enjoy you using my lifestyle choice as a perjorative
Feb 04 12:41:34 <Ainslie> so she goes "fuck off you're not gay"
Feb 04 12:41:41 <wocket> heh
Feb 04 12:42:02 <Ainslie> in reply i started screaming "I LOVE COCK" as loud as i possibly could in her face untill she ran away in fright
Feb 04 12:42:21 <Ainslie> she comes BACK with thre stupid macho looking dudes who look like they have something to prove
Feb 04 12:42:37 <Ainslie> one of them goes "is this the one lisa?" and points to me
Feb 04 12:42:45 <Ainslie> i started screaming i love cock again
Feb 04 12:42:50 <Ainslie> and all my friends joined in
Feb 04 12:43:14 <Ainslie> if you have never seen a chorus of 19 yearold guys screaming i love cock in unison in the middle of a crowd
Feb 04 12:43:27 <Ainslie> you have missed something beautiful
Feb 04 12:44:01 <Mr_Nasty> I've seen a bunch of 19 year old guys screaming I love pussy in unison, but it doesn't have the same zing to it.
Feb 04 12:44:14 <Ainslie> no see i've seen that too
Feb 04 12:44:16 <MasteR> oh man that was great
Feb 04 12:44:18 <Ainslie> i agree
Feb 04 12:44:19 <MasteR> cyrus saw his computer
Feb 04 12:44:27 <MasteR> "AAHHHHHHH AWW AWW THATS JUST WRONG"
Feb 04 12:44:56 <cyrus> fuck you guys.
Feb 04 12:45:00 <MasteR> heh
Feb 04 12:45:02 <wocket> buahahahaha
Feb 04 12:45:12 <cyrus> ,.I..
Feb 04 12:45:14 <wocket> cyrus: you're lucky he couldn't meatspin you
Feb 04 12:45:16 <Ainslie> it was all my idea
Feb 04 12:45:24 <cyrus> Fuck you, Ainslie.
Feb 04 12:45:29 <Ainslie> i'm actually the guy who hosts tubgirl
Feb 04 12:45:39 <wocket> It's true
Feb 04 12:45:45 <wocket> She's actually Ainslie's girlfriend
Feb 04 12:45:46 <cyrus> I don't know what meatspin is and i don't wanna know.
Feb 04 12:45:47 <Ainslie> it totally is
Feb 04 12:46:11 <wocket> cyrus: You KNOW you want to be meatspinned
Feb 04 12:46:20 <wocket> YOU KNOW YOU DO
Feb 04 12:46:24 <wocket> JUST GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION
Feb 04 12:46:39 <cyrus> Fine, out of curosity.
Feb 04 12:46:40 <Ainslie> lol meatspin is fucking awesome
Feb 04 12:46:48 <Ainslie> its no tubgirl though
Feb 04 12:47:01 <Mr_Nasty> I took a guess what meatspin was so I didn't go to that URL.
Feb 04 12:47:10 <Ainslie> there is jsut something so beautiful about a girl squirting her own shit water into her mouth
Feb 04 12:47:12 <cyrus> OH GOD NO
Feb 04 12:47:18 <wocket> AHAHAHAHAHA
Feb 04 12:47:24 <Ainslie> its so poetic
Feb 04 12:47:27 <Ainslie> mind you
Feb 04 12:47:35 <Ainslie> meat spin is pretty hypnotic
Feb 04 12:47:41 <Ainslie> its like whatching a zamboni
Feb 04 12:47:46 <wocket> Meatspin is run by Ainslie too
Feb 04 12:47:50 <wocket> He's the one on the bottom.
Feb 04 12:47:56 * cyrus crys
Feb 04 12:47:57 <Ainslie> fully
Feb 04 12:48:01 <Ainslie> we tried it with me on top
Feb 04 12:48:06 * cyrus heads off to slit his wrist
Feb 04 12:48:09 <Mr_Nasty> And you're the one on the top eh wocket?
Feb 04 12:48:13 <Ainslie> but you know, my wang isnt long enough or heavy enough to flex like that
Feb 04 12:48:18 <wocket> No. My penis isn't that flexible :(
Feb 04 12:48:24 <Ainslie> i know your pain
Feb 04 12:48:40 <Toothpick> I think a Senate staffer posted a link to a tubgirl-like site and I am afraid to check. How horrible is ****
Feb 04 12:48:59 <wocket> It's just some fat chicks wearing party hats.
Feb 04 12:48:59 <Toothpick> or is it full of spyware?
Feb 04 12:49:50 <wocket> I'm sorry, but...
Feb 04 12:49:57 * wocket continues pointing and laughing at cyrus
Snipped out some useless stuff and censored a url or two to follow the rules of the forums.
Last edited by MasteR on Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:58 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by wocket » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:55 am

Yes, but I would have edited out the not-on-that-topic part of the conversation. :P

Thanks MasteR!
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Post by MasteR » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:56 am

[quote="wocket";p="597531"]Yes, but I would have edited out the not-on-that-topic part of the conversation.[/quote]

Edited.
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Post by wocket » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:57 am

And now it is even better!

/me points and laughs at cyrus
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Post by Deacon » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:59 am

Cyrus' has been meatspun...'round 'round baby, right 'right, like a record baby...
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Post by Blaze » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:06 am

How horrid for him. I pray for his eyes. :P
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Post by Nitz Walsh » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:10 am

[quote="KaymeeraUnleashed";p="597515"]Nitz Walsh, that was really low. I see where he's coming from and you should respect his boundaries. Give him a break. The internet is all about anonymity if you want it.[/quote]

It may be really low, but I still feel good about it.
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Post by Deacon » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:27 am

<kaiju01> I wasn't debating the need for callouses on that hand.
<Lunatic_Jedi> No no, my fingering is still way too awkward for that. :-P
<kaiju01> LJ, do you have sissy fingers?
<Lunatic_Jedi> Somewhat. :-/
<Lunatic_Jedi> But I do have somewhat... smallish hands.

Context is everything.
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Post by Cyrus » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:58 pm

[14:56:18] <Rancod> I love wooden ones.
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Post by Deacon » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:03 am

<Jezebel> I sold my biological clock for beer money
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Post by Skand » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:59 am

[23:57] <Silj> poop slap
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Post by kaiju01 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:39 am

Arc, forgive me.

00:32:43 <Silj> The count downs done
00:32:46 <Silj> This is Major Tom
00:34:01 <Silj> 4 3 2 1 earth beeeeelooowww us
00:36:33 <Silj> COME ON PEOPLE
00:36:48 * Arc_Orion comes on people.
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Post by Deacon » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:00 am

[00] <kaiju01> My sliding closet doors are mirrored.
[00] <Deacon> Do you watch yourself as you enjoy a passionate embrace with a beautiful woman?
[00] <kaiju01> I would.
[00] <Deacon> Oh..
[00] <Deacon> OH....
[00] <Deacon> So you watch yourself as you enjoy a passionate embrace from Rosy Palm...
[00] <Deacon> Wow. Thanks for that.
[00] *** Seir (nowhere@ILLU-23D16CA1.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left IRC (Quit)

Posted Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:58 pm:

<Ashlee> No, you're complaining. You always complain. Every word that comes out of your mouth is negative.
<Heather> That isn't fair.

Posted Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:42 pm:

<Deacon> I think what would be interesting is to name my son Vijay, which means "victory".
<Deacon> Does it stand for Victor James? Is he an MTV host? Is he just a very pale-skinned Indian?
<Deacon> Nobody would know!

...I'm hilarious!
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Post by Arc Orion » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:58 am

With the in between stuff editted out - (mostly) alliterations.

02:08 <kaiju01> An ocean of ignorance.
02:08 <Arc_Orion> A sea of unknowingness!
02:09 <kaiju01> A strait of senselessness!
02:09 <kaiju01> A river of ridicule!
02:11 <kaiju01> A tributary of tommyrot!
02:13 <Aerdan> A bay of Bengay!
02:13 <kaiju01> A puddle of poppycock
02:13 <Aerdan> A lake of forgetfulness!
02:15 <Deacon> A creek of balderdash!
02:16 <Deacon> A brook of balderdash!
02:16 <Deacon> A creek of crap!
02:16 <Aerdan> A stream of stupidity!
02:16 <Arc_Orion> Lake of lies.
02:16 <Aerdan> ...A rainstorm of rancor. >:|
02:17 <kaiju01> A gulf of gaffe!
02:17 <Deacon> A canal of crudeness!
02:18 <Aerdan> A ditch of ditz...
02:18 <Deacon> A river of rudeness!
02:19 <Aerdan> A runoff of...somethingorother.
02:19 <Deacon> A swamp of sectarianism!
02:19 <Aerdan> A wetlands of Washed-out Has-beens!
02:19 <Deacon> A hot spring of ineptitude!
02:20 <Deacon> A flood of foolishness!
02:20 <kaiju01> A deluge of daftness
02:21 <Aerdan> A twister of illogic!
02:21 <Deacon> A fount of flimflam!
02:21 <Arc_Orion> Whirlpool of wrongs.
02:21 <Deacon> A geyser of garbage!
02:21 <Aerdan> A hurricane of ham!
02:22 <Deacon> A delta of drivel!
02:22 <Deacon> A hurricane of hogwash!
02:22 <Aerdan> A deluge of discord!
02:22 <Arc_Orion> Archipelago of assininity!
02:22 <kaiju01> An isthmus of imprudence
02:23 <Aerdan> An island of irrespectability.
02:23 <Deacon> A monsoon of madness!
02:23 <kaiju01> A typhoon of twaddle.
02:23 <Aerdan> A mountain of morons
02:24 <Deacon> A downpour of doublespeak!
02:25 <kaiju01> A windstorm of witlessness.
02:25 <Deacon> A raging rapid of rigmarole!
02:26 <Deacon> A gentle rain of rubbish!
02:26 <Deacon> A shower of scat!
02:26 <kaiju01> A trickle of tactlessness
02:26 <Arc_Orion> A torrent of travesties!
02:27 <Deacon> A thunderstorm of tall talk!
02:27 <Deacon> A cloud of cliche!
02:27 <kaiju01> A jet of jive
02:28 <Arc_Orion> A flow of fiction.
02:28 <Deacon> A spray of silliness!
02:28 <Deacon> A mist of magniloquence!
02:29 <Aerdan> A waterfall of worthlessnss!
02:29 <Deacon> A fog of folly!
02:29 <kaiju01> A haze of hot air?
02:29 <Deacon> A tide of tripe!
02:30 <Deacon> A swell of scribbles!
02:30 <kaiju01> A bubble of bunkum
02:30 <Aerdan> A tsunami of smelliness!
02:30 <Deacon> A tsunami of thoughtlessness!
02:31 <Aerdan> A season of snootiness!
02:31 <Deacon> A tidal wave of trash!
02:31 <Deacon> A cyclone of claptrap!
02:32 <Aerdan> A hailstorm of hilarity
02:32 <kaiju01> A lagoon of lapsing
02:32 <Aerdan> A blizzard of bullhockey!
02:33 <Aerdan> A snowstorm of sinfulness.
I need fewer water.
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Post by MasteR » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:54 pm

*Ouch*

That hurt my brain.
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