Quirky traits.

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Post by Jezebel » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:54 pm

[quote="Mandor";p="96220"]Jezzie, sounds like your bad habbits makes of you the perfect woman. I don't think I want to hear about the good ones: I'm going to fall in love if I do.[/quote]


Lets see if I can rattle off more bad traits...

*I leave my towels on the floor, couch, bed, wherever I happen to be when I decide its naked time.

*I love to go for walks outside, especially in the early morning hours, but I hate going outside due to evil day star. Solution: Walk at night. Problem: Get mugged and beaten.

*I don't like sports. Any. At all. They bore me.

*I hold long winded conversations with people in my mind, plan out exactly what I'm going to say, but it rarely works out the way I think it will. I inevitably end up going: "Uh, hi" and then say nothing else. OR, even worse, I start in on my tirade, just distracted by something shiny, or start thinking of something else, and just stop in mid sentence, trying to regroup myself. I usually stutter through the rest of it saying "uh" and "um" a lot, and not even end up saying 1/4 of what I had planned on.

*I get bored easily, did I mention that?

*I like objects better than people; unless said people are of the non asshole/stupid variety.

*Kitties are the best.things.ever. I plan on having 8095 cats, and zero kids.

*I never, ever, ever want to reproduce. Podlings frighten me. And I shudder to think of what anything that comes out of my womb would act like. Probably me, but with stickier fingers and a longer attention span.

*I've been known to punch people if I don't like them and they touch me. Personal space, if I don't like you, stay the fuck away.

*I tap my fingers on the keyboard, even if not typing. It's relaxing to me to hear the clickity clack.

*I love to dance, though I honestly can’t. No really, it makes baby jesus cry when I do. Seriously.

*I love the rain, but it never rains here. :cry:

*TEXAS is the best.state.ever. I would have its babies if it was a person, and I didn't dislike the thought of reproduction.

*I think in song lyrics. (Hey I brought you flowers)

*I listen to weird songs, including oldies, but also including death metal. I hate most modern music.

*I read. A lot. Not as much as I used to since I left all of my books in Oklahoma, but still quite a bit. I prefer books to people. Books can't piss me off.

*I cry. A lot. I cry in sad parts of books(even if I've read them 100 times) I cry at sad parts in movies, I get teary eyed during those sappy long distance commercials.

*I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me when I'm alone. As a matter of fact, I usually have to have headphones on and music really loud to drown out my singing.

*Love songs are the best. No really. They are.

*I switch career goals constantly. In just the past few years I've wanted to be everything ranging from a Computer Science major, to Medical Examiner, to running a brothel.

*I like to write down compliments I get. :shifty: It boosts my self esteem.

*I love all things Irish. And I still have a thing for Catholicism, even though I haven't practiced it for years.

*I love clothes, and "Dress up" to go to the grocery store or gas station. I don't own a single pair of jeans, and only have one pair of cargo pants I bought to go shooting. Same goes with tennis shoes.

*Similarly, I love hats. I love it when a guy wears a suit. Seeing a guy in a suit with a hat on in public is almost enough to make me throw myself at him.

*I used to have an unhealthy obsession with jesus. I had jesus pictures all over my room, had about 20 different crucifixes, and ten or so rosary beads. Not because I'm religious mind you, I just thought they were pretty.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.
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Post by YH » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:05 pm

I can only think up of 5 things -

I panic a lot, even in situations where panic is not required. Quite obvious.

I try to avoid people at all costs. For example, when I'm walking in the opposite direction of a large crowd, I tend to "shift" and "bend" myself around the crowd, always forgetting that the crowd can move around me as well. This causes awkward situations.

I sweat. A lot. Even when it's cool I get cold sweat. I panic and then sweat at the thought of sweating, when I try really really hard not to.

I close my eyes and pretend to sleep all the time in public transports. Just can't stand the feeling that everyone is looking at me. Either that, or I make this really blank stare and look at a unmoving object, like the floor or the rails or the window, etc.

......I eat ketchup bread.
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Post by Imperator Severn » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:19 pm

Garr, how old are you? SOunds like you were meant to be a late 19th-century English Gentleman.

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Post by Dj Nautinto » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:25 pm

Mandor wrote:Jezzie, sounds like your bad habbits makes of you the perfect woman. I don't think I want to hear about the good ones: I'm going to fall in love if I do..
You sneaky French people... That was SMOOTH! Man, you got to teach me how to do that! :D
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Post by Shanira » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:44 pm

[quote="Imperator Severn";p="96253"]Garr, how old are you? SOunds like you were meant to be a late 19th-century English Gentleman.[/quote]
I still hold to the theory that he's an immortal! Like. From highlander.

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Post by Imperator Severn » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:46 pm

Yeah, I can see that. That explains the sword, his punction for Absinth, and the fact that he reminds me of someone I met while I was an advisor during the Boer war.

*Similarly, I love hats. I love it when a guy wears a suit. Seeing a guy in a suit with a hat on in public is almost enough to make me throw myself at him.

*ahem*

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Post by vixendrop » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:43 pm

My quirky traits... okay...

*I am afraid of the dark, have to sleep with a nightlight

*The middle toes on my feet aren't fully seperated making my toes look almost webbed

*I purr when I'm happy, or being petted

*I growl and hiss when I'm pissed or frustrated

*When I'm cuddling I tend to move my fingers like a cat kneading

*I don't like loud noises

*I sing along to any song I know, even if I don't like it

*Sometimes when I'm arguing I'll switch sides if the person I'm arguing with tries to give in, just to keep the fight going longer (only when I'm in an extremely argumentative mood though)

*I like to lick eyelashes

*I crack my knuckles and back

*I walk up the stairs on all fours like a cat (only at home, not in public)

*I start to cry even when I hear good news

*I love having my back scratched

*I hate having my feet touched

*I'm not as neat as I'd like, just a little too lazy to clean all the time

*Clothes and sleeping just don't mix... if I have to try (like at a friends house or something) I always tear them off during the night while sleeping

*I hate my smile

*I can barely remember my natural hair color

*I don't like being alone very often

*I think too much and make myself worried over stupid things

*I like fixing other peoples problems, but can never fix my own

Oh bleh... I know there are tons of others, but now I'm bored with this...

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Post by Jezebel » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:51 pm

When I'm cuddling I tend to move my fingers like a cat kneading
I do that sometimes too, when something pleasurable is being done to me (back rub, head stroke, whatever) I knead my hands on any available service, most of the time not even noticing it.
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Post by daemon princess » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:09 pm

~ I can't stand girls who are prettier than me. They must all die. RLF girls, you are not safe.

~ There is absolutely no way, no how I am leaving the house without make up. Even with make up, I get paranoid that people are whispering to their friends that I'm ugly.

~ I love being alone and get on friends'/boyfriends' nerves when I lock myself in my room for days on end.

~ When I am with people, I'm dreadfully affectionate. It takes an awful lot of willpower to keep from resting my head on a friend's shoulder and snuggling with them. Of course, a guy would interpret that as flirting and a girl would just be uncomfortable.

~ I won't ask anybody for help ever. I figure that if they wanted to help me, they would offer. Doesn't work too well, since I usually hide that I needed help in the first place.

~ I cry at sad movies, cringe at violent ones, bounce at happy ones and laugh louder than anybody at funny ones.
Similarly, I love hats. I love it when a guy wears a suit. Seeing a guy in a suit with a hat on in public is almost enough to make me throw myself at him.
There is nothing, NOTHING on the face of the planet that is sexier than a man in a zoot suit and a trilby hat.
/me swoons at the thought.

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Post by Jezebel » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:13 pm

I hate girls that are prettier than me too Layla. They make me feel ugly and useless. :( I don't really like leaving the house without make up either, and I used to never do, but lately I just really can't be bothered. I always feel like people are staring at me too, and not in a good way. I love to heap affection on people too, but, as you said, guys tend to see that as flirting and girls get uncomfortable with it. :(

Zoot suits are second only to pinstripes. Oh.my.god. A man in a pinstriped suit, nice vest, pocket watch, long coat and hat. *tic* *twitch* *POUNCEMOLEST*
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Post by daemon princess » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:16 pm

/me gives jezebel super big hugglez of doom for being such a sweetie and understanding the sexahness that is the zoot suit.

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Post by vixendrop » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:18 pm

[quote="Jezebel";p="96363"]Zoot suits are second only to pinstripes. Oh.my.god. A man in a pinstriped suit, nice vest, pocket watch, long coat and hat. *tic* *twitch* *POUNCEMOLEST*[/quote]

Oh wow! Most of my female friends (and I don't have many because I too don't like girls that are prettier than me) don't like guys in suits, I was beginning to think I was the only one! Yummmmmy!!!

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Post by Jezebel » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:18 pm

You should move to California, since we are both THE most sexxahest females EVER and we can kidnap people that dress nice and cry at sappy movies together. And you can have my babies.
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Post by Infin8Cyn » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:26 pm

*TEXAS is the best.state.ever. I would have its babies if it was a person, and I didn't dislike the thought of reproduction.
/me cries.
well... there that goes. and might I add. Texas Sucks.

My traits...

· I'm a minimalist in disguise, any clutter, and I get annoyed.
· I floor a car to the speed limit then ride the limit or drive
no more than 3 over. You ride my ass, I'll slow down.
· I Hate: Texas, France, Quebec (Oddly enough the name of the street
I now live on. I think God is laughing.)
· I am always 15 minutes late to work.
· I usually only talk on topics where I know way too much about
the subject @ hand.
· I HATE to guess.
· I consider myself good at the things I do, if I'm bad at something
I won't do it. (Falls into play with the guessing thing)
· Have a bad habit of getting into trouble with police, casually.
· Collect Music, even if I dislike it ('cept Punk, Ska, Emo, +few others)
pushin' 80gb / 18,000 Mp3's, not to mention the 2 280cases of cds
· Ima DVD Whore / Divx&Xvid Slut.
· Am helplessly compelled to scream at riceburners.
· I Have an OCD about rugs, they must be parallel to the building,
this rule applies for many things, things on counters,
silverware, toothbrushes, towels, etc.
· I've got an OCD about my park jobs.
· I think that's it. expect edits


Edit:Zoot Suits Fk'in OWN. End of Statement.
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Post by Jezebel » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:29 pm

I Hate: Texas,
You no longer exist to me.
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