Lets see if I can rattle off more bad traits...
*I leave my towels on the floor, couch, bed, wherever I happen to be when I decide its naked time.
*I love to go for walks outside, especially in the early morning hours, but I hate going outside due to evil day star. Solution: Walk at night. Problem: Get mugged and beaten.
*I don't like sports. Any. At all. They bore me.
*I hold long winded conversations with people in my mind, plan out exactly what I'm going to say, but it rarely works out the way I think it will. I inevitably end up going: "Uh, hi" and then say nothing else. OR, even worse, I start in on my tirade, just distracted by something shiny, or start thinking of something else, and just stop in mid sentence, trying to regroup myself. I usually stutter through the rest of it saying "uh" and "um" a lot, and not even end up saying 1/4 of what I had planned on.
*I get bored easily, did I mention that?
*I like objects better than people; unless said people are of the non asshole/stupid variety.
*Kitties are the best.things.ever. I plan on having 8095 cats, and zero kids.
*I never, ever, ever want to reproduce. Podlings frighten me. And I shudder to think of what anything that comes out of my womb would act like. Probably me, but with stickier fingers and a longer attention span.
*I've been known to punch people if I don't like them and they touch me. Personal space, if I don't like you, stay the fuck away.
*I tap my fingers on the keyboard, even if not typing. It's relaxing to me to hear the clickity clack.
*I love to dance, though I honestly can’t. No really, it makes baby jesus cry when I do. Seriously.
*I love the rain, but it never rains here.
*TEXAS is the best.state.ever. I would have its babies if it was a person, and I didn't dislike the thought of reproduction.
*I think in song lyrics. (Hey I brought you flowers)
*I listen to weird songs, including oldies, but also including death metal. I hate most modern music.
*I read. A lot. Not as much as I used to since I left all of my books in Oklahoma, but still quite a bit. I prefer books to people. Books can't piss me off.
*I cry. A lot. I cry in sad parts of books(even if I've read them 100 times) I cry at sad parts in movies, I get teary eyed during those sappy long distance commercials.
*I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me when I'm alone. As a matter of fact, I usually have to have headphones on and music really loud to drown out my singing.
*Love songs are the best. No really. They are.
*I switch career goals constantly. In just the past few years I've wanted to be everything ranging from a Computer Science major, to Medical Examiner, to running a brothel.
*I like to write down compliments I get.
*I love all things Irish. And I still have a thing for Catholicism, even though I haven't practiced it for years.
*I love clothes, and "Dress up" to go to the grocery store or gas station. I don't own a single pair of jeans, and only have one pair of cargo pants I bought to go shooting. Same goes with tennis shoes.
*Similarly, I love hats. I love it when a guy wears a suit. Seeing a guy in a suit with a hat on in public is almost enough to make me throw myself at him.
*I used to have an unhealthy obsession with jesus. I had jesus pictures all over my room, had about 20 different crucifixes, and ten or so rosary beads. Not because I'm religious mind you, I just thought they were pretty.
I'm sure I'll think of more later.


