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Post by Blackjack » Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:42 pm

When are you going to tell us WHAT it is?
does the person who got it get money?

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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:18 pm

[quote="billf";p="112785"]I do hope for Garr's sake that those speakers are magnetically shielded... they're a bit close to a few things that don't really like magnets all that well.[/quote]

Good point.

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Post by gravity » Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:38 pm

The watch!!

Oh gods, the watch, it's been.... magnified!!!

Oh gods, Lith sounds like a bad episode of X-Men!!!

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Post by hell_monkey5623 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:23 pm

It's a schizophrenic hallucination come to life.

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Post by Sola » Fri Jul 11, 2003 10:24 pm

Dance Dance Revolution machine?

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Post by Garr_The_Sane » Sat Jul 12, 2003 12:58 am

It's a male ego booster,.. once fully activated the user feels like an invincible barbarian worrior ready to take on the vial horeds,...... it's also GREAT for channeling deamonic forces directly into the CPU :D

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Post by FireAza » Sat Jul 12, 2003 1:14 am

Ooooooohh... Sounds just dandy!
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sat Jul 12, 2003 7:58 am

[quote="Garr_The_Sane";p="113438"]it's also GREAT for channeling deamonic forces directly into the CPU :D[/quote]

That's pretty excessive. The only thing you need to channel horrible demon spirits into your computer is an AOL CD.
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Post by TopCat » Sat Jul 12, 2003 4:24 pm

billf: i recently moved my subwoofer further away from the computer because i found out it wasn't shielded. it was like 4 inches away and there was a 3/4" piece of some kind of wood that my desk is made of, probably plywood with the thin fakewood covering (some of the fakewood has peeled)... and i realized that it was probably not shielded, after it being there for like 6 months.

what a fool.
hahaha i don't come to these forums anymore :x

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Post by Goku » Sat Jul 12, 2003 4:54 pm

That you are my friend....that you are.... :wink:
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Post by Garr_The_Sane » Sat Jul 12, 2003 11:40 pm

as far as I know they're shielded,.. I haven't had any problems so far,...... well,........ actually,.. I WAS having a few problems,... but after summoning a minor deamon into the mechine I haven't had ANY problems,........

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Post by TopCat » Sun Jul 13, 2003 12:47 am

garr, your... "stuff" isn't a minor deamon. hell, linux has lots of deamons, there's an http daemon, a ftp daemon... lots.
hahaha i don't come to these forums anymore :x

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Post by UrzaPlanezwalker » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:48 am

[quote="spoon";p="112597"]it is the über-gaming-console. A x-box fused to a computer.[/quote]

you've obviously never watched the screen saver's

there is a case modder on the show who has build a far more powerful machine then a mere x-box fused to a computer. he has built what he has dubbed "the yoshi box" you plug it in, and you play every 3rd gen console there is. all you need is power. he has a projector hooked up to the thing. all the controllers are stored inside the box, along with a pc for pc games. it's a monster. 5 different drives, plus an original nintendo on the side for duck hunt. it is truely a force to be reckoned with...
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Post by KaneTheMediocre » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:17 am

has anyone seen the South Park where Chef's Plasma-screen TV sprouts legs and laser cannons and begins to terrorize the neighborhood when he tries to figure out how to change the channel?

Thats what that is.
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Post by Garr_The_Sane » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:41 am

Heheheheh,... DJ TopCat, i'm an occultist, i'm not talking about anoy bugs,. i'm talking the real thing,.... though i've oftern been of the opinion that MS is thr root of all evil anyway, so I doubt it makes much differance,...
but anyway,.. for a half arse job I think it's rather good :P

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