Who the F is "Mr. Winter"!?!?

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:01 pm

RighT!,... a few weeks ago, when I swapped my ISDN line for ADSL, due to one thing an another, ina sneeky(and may I add "successful") attempt to keep my own private phone line as well as a nice fast net connection,....
but ever scince I got my new number I keep getting phone calls from strange people asking for a "Mr. Winter",. when I confronted the phone company about it they said that they have "no record of a Mr. Winter" ever having used that number" and that my number isn't in the Phone book, like I asked,...... and just now I answered the phone and got this:

Mr. Winter?
The birds fly high in march.
*click*

WTF!?!?!?,..... this is REALLY starting to piss me off!!!

Gibster · Post by **Gibster** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:16 pm

I got my own phone line, now i get phone calls for "Pete The Plumber"

Must be a conspiracy perpetuated by BT

furre · Post by **furre** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:36 pm

Garr_The_Sane, you've got the number of a secret agent!

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:48 pm

hmmmmmm,. well I know MI5 still have afile on me which they won't show me, dispite the data protection act :-\

but I REALLY hope any secret agent wouldn't use a code as cleche as THAT!!

furre · Post by **furre** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:55 pm

Maybe it's a drugdealer then

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:10 pm

WHAT!?!?!? A DEALER IS USING MY PHONE NUMBER AND I'M NOT GETTING A CUT!!?!?!!?!?

furre · Post by **furre** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:12 pm

Actually, I think YOU'RE using HIS number. I'd be very careful if I were you, he might sue you for loss of income...

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:13 pm

shhhhhhhh,.... he may here you,.........

WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING FURRE? HE SHOULD GIVE ME A NICE BIG CUT OFETH CASH? WHY YES WHAT A GOOD IDEA!

you think he heard us?

furre · Post by **furre** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:17 pm

He might have. I don't think he cares though

zeerow · Post by **zeerow** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:29 pm

Dude, just start using your own code words on him..

Mr. Winter?
The birds fly high in march.
/you: The candy melts in your mouth
Huh?
/you: The dog, he drops the bomb.
..Mr. Winter?
/you: I AM THE SNOWMISER, IM MISTER SNOW!!!!! (You must get the correct melody, or it just wont work)
*click*

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:54 pm

nah,. I save that for the dentist,.... I HATE the way the talk in code,.. "Jane pass me a number 3,.. ah yes,. I see,.. we have a 4,.. a 6,. a 9 over the 2,.... and a 12,.......... Jill mix me up some KRAALL with the MUCMUCMUC!"

so freak them out abit by talking back:
"so Mr. Rehal how do you feel?"
/me looks at dentst
Garr: the Phesant has no aggenda,....

it REALLY scares them,. cos they know i'm on to them!!

furre · Post by **furre** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:56 pm

Garr_The_Sane, I'm gonna have to try that next time...

Gibster · Post by **Gibster** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:58 pm

Must try that on my dentist, he's not talking to me at the moment, I bit his finger when he was removing a rogue wisdom tooth.
Oopsie, do not annoy the person who has access to lots of sharp implements

TheSmaug · Post by **TheSmaug** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:53 pm

No no no!!!

My....name is mister Snow. And a fine upstanding man am I. Etc etc etc...

I mean, if you're going to quote a song, make it a Broadway song!

TGZ · Post by **TGZ** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:22 pm

Mr. Winter = This Guy --------->

Stupid chav, he is.

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