I swear...

Smaointe · Post by **Smaointe** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:22 am

...if Jamie Oliver says the word "literally" ONE MORE TIME...

...I'm going to cram that pestle fair up his left nostril.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:10 pm

That's actually a british trait.

A dumb one, but a trait nevertheless.

Thankfully, the people around here take more to speaking in grunts.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:17 pm

Jamie Oliver is a cunt
Excuse my French but there's no other word for him
He could start dozens of rants in here. I despise his 'Mockney' angle and his barrowboy 'Lahn-daan' affectations, even though he was born in some country house in Gloustershire or somewhere

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:39 pm

/Dreamer shivers

I am not a cusser, but I hate that word above them all.

Sorry, my rant was pointless. You have every right to use that word, this site is hosted in America after all, isn't it?

I just can't hear it or read it without shivering.

And is Jamie Oliver that 'useless chef'? Or is he some political figure I haven't heard of?

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:44 pm

Who is this Jamie Oliver that you speak of? Shall we sic Martin and his rifle upon them?

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:11 pm

We don't get Jamie Oliver. We get American telivision that doesn't include that 'pish' as the brits like to call it. We would call it $hit. But we do get Emeril!

*BAM!*

Down2EaRth · Post by **Down2EaRth** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:34 pm

what I call it pish????

I never knew that...

Smaointe · Post by **Smaointe** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:42 pm

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy his shows.. I just can't stand him saying "literally" every 30 seconds.

Literally.

ARGH.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:43 pm

I say 'pish'. In fairness I thought of it more of a Scottish expression anyway.
Apologies again for the C*word, Dreamer. I don't like it, or even use it very often. Excpet when talking about Jamie Oliver. God how I loathe him.

Post by **Martin Blank** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:05 pm

[quote="Smaointe";p="154565"]...if Jamie Oliver says the word "literally" ONE MORE TIME...[/quote]
This is exactly the reason that I try to vary my word usage.

Ashen · Post by **Ashen** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:22 pm

Urgh, I hate it when people use the word "literally" when it is BLATANTLY WRONG to do so. Example:

"Oh my Gawd, you should have seen it! He was, like, as big as a house! Literally!".

Some people don't realize that "literally" and metaphors/similies don't mix. =0P

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:24 pm

No need to apologize Ror. My feelings will remain intact.

And ya know what, I didn't really mean that brits often use the word pish as much as I like the way it kinda sounded like $hit. pishit. *giggle*

Anyway, I have never seen Jamie Oliver, even once.
Unless of course this strapping gentleman is Jamie Oliver:

Which it is...

Sorry girls, He's taken

Wow, she's a cutie. How'd he land her? Nakedness and cooking must be so hot for british girls... I'd have little grease burns all over me if I tried that...

ChronoSword · Post by **ChronoSword** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:25 pm

I have like so not heard anyone say that. Literally!

No really,

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:43 pm

errr who is this guy and why has he stolen my name? =o

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 5:46 pm

Jamie Oliver, the guy who has a couple shows on Food TV... pfft. Whatever. And whoever mentioned Emril forgets that while Emril gets lampooned on Futurama, Alton Brown owns the souls of everyone else on FoodTV.

(`.... Except Chairman Kaga ... >.> <.< ... IIIIIIRON CHEEEEF! )

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