Blaze Fan Club (Egotists RULE!)

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:18 am

/me drags in a keg of Root beer for those that are underage of drinking beer.

Kirstie · Post by **Kirstie** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:20 am

I'm underage.. but shh dont tell anyone

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:22 am

I heard nothink!

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:26 am

/me clears his throat for the announcement

Ahem.... the land of Blaze is an independant country. You are all of legal age for whatever in the hell you want whilst you're here..... except smoking..... there's no smoking in the land of Blaze.

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:06 am

I can handle the no smoking laws.

/me gets drunk.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
/me spins around

YH · Post by YH » Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:00 pm

[quote="Blaze";p="160032"]/me clears his throat for the announcement

Ahem.... the land of Blaze is an independant country. You are all of legal age for whatever in the hell you want whilst you're here..... except smoking..... there's no smoking in the land of Blaze.[/quote]

/me raises his hand enthusaistically

Oooh oooh ooh I get to be Minister of Anxiety!!!

Mavolent · Post by **Mavolent** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:23 pm

there's no smoking in the land of Blaze.

how about if you are on fire?

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:55 pm

What did I just say? NO SMOKING! If you're on fire and you cause smoke, you spend 20 years in our maxium anal raping prison with 4 large, hairy cell mates who all have venerial diseases.

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:18 pm

Can I have a complimentary battery powered mini fan if I join?

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:55 pm

Not only that, but you get a free visor too!

amlthrawn · Post by **amlthrawn** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:42 pm

Now do I get Totally free checking with this deal? Or is it more like totally free* checking?

I normally would not hesitate joining this seemingly wonderful club you have here, but I already belong to the Circe fanclub... and I don't handout my allegiences lightly.

So before I send you my membership fee in a SASE, I ask you:

What can you do for me that Circe can't?

Post by **Blaze** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:50 am

*hands you a bottle of scotch and 300 B-bills (those would be Blaze dollars).* That's what.

The Fey · Post by **The Fey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:39 am

/me takes a shot everytime (edit: there was no typo. move along people

) Blaze.. uh.. breathes. >.<

YH · Post by YH » Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:01 am

amlthrawn · Post by **amlthrawn** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:24 am

[quote="Blaze";p="160635"]*hands you a bottle of scotch and 300 B-bills (those would be Blaze dollars).* That's what.[/quote]

Well, then. When you put it nice and all....

/me swigs scotch and begins writing his resignation letter to the Circe fanclub.

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