No sir, you have to put the nozzle in your car...

[The Forum Hillbilly]

And I swear to god, if one more, nasty, ghetto, teeth missing, booze guzzling, drug smoking uber gross man asks me for my phone number I'm going to scream.

Welcome to Wendy's! May I take your order?

*huggles Minako-chan* just think of when you get a job working with the animals, you'll leave all those people behind.

[Minako-chan]

/me huggles TFH

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

• Don't throw your cigerettes at me just because I didn't give you lights. You didn't ask for lights to begin with. And why exactly ARE YOU SMOKING! You can't even afford your BEER you're trying to fit through the little crack under my bullet proof glass. And don't try to sell me a stolen diamond ring for a 12 pack of beer.
• Of course I speak English, French, German, Japanese, Spanish, Chinese, Pig Latin, and Gibberish. So please, tell me everything you need in your native language and then flip me off when I don't get the right thing for you.
• My hand is not paper thin. I cannot reach the 10 dollar bill that you have so conviently place on the other side of the counter out of my reach under the window.
• The soda machine goes off at 10:00 PM every single night. The nozzles have to be washed and the ice melted. I do not need you to tell me what a horrible person I am because you came in at 10:30 expecting a fountain drink. We have plenty of drinks in the cooler. But you're right, I'm a horrible worker.
• I have no life, except for my work, so of course you can tell me all about your work and your day, and how much gas prices are, and how horrible the government is for raising those prices, and how the government is going to get overthrown by the people for the gas prices, and how much of a bitch I am for raising the price of gas. Because you know, I'm totally responsible for that.

Fucking igits.