This, right here, is my 5,000th post on these illustrious forums. For the record, I joined on February 26 (And yes, I got bit by billf, even though I was a carry over from the old forums.). Roughly 8 months ago. That translates to about 600 or so posts per month, or about 22 posts per day. Yes, fear the great and powerful wrath that is me.
I have spent much of that time berating noobs, some making you all chuckle, a suprising amount feeding my own ego, and more posts than any heterosexual man should spend mansechsing. Particularly Garr. Especially Garr. uNF.
I've seen people come and go, and come again. I've flamed, I've made valuable suggestions that are still in use (The Birthday boy thing? My idea.

), I've been copied (Remember "Soth is right."?), I've even been banned (Yeah, how many of you share that 'honor'?), and I'm still here. So bask, bask warmly in the egotism that is this post.
And no, don't playa hate. Congratulate!
SIG TREND OF THE MONTH IS BLANK SIGS BECAUSE I GOT LAZY AND DIDN'T MAKE THE THING AND STUFF.
"Soth, you truly exemplify the gallant, hopeless romantic.." Lunatic Jedi