The Thread Dedicated to the Lamest Jokes in the World.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:55 am

[quote="Zantar Black";p="211144"]Three penguins were in a shower. One says to another, "Pass the soap," and the he replies, "What am I? Your typewriter?!"

My old study hall moniter taught me that one

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I dont get it.

Zantar Black · Post by **Zantar Black** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:11 pm

Zantar Black wrote (View Post):
Three penguins were in a shower. One says to another, "Pass the soap," and the he replies, "What am I? Your typewriter?!"

My old study hall moniter taught me that one

I dont get it.

I know. That's the point. You tell everyone in the room but one person about the joke, and then you tell it. Tell everyone to laugh but that one person so he feels stupid.

Mo0 · Post by **Mo0** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:22 pm

Or if you have a warped sense of humor, like I do, it's already hilarious.

Zantar Black · Post by **Zantar Black** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:30 pm

Yeah, I laughed at it when she told me. I think jokes with no point are funny

Weezus Maximus · Post by **Weezus Maximus** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:51 am

my physics teacher bashing texas:

"...and in texas, they play both kinds of music: country and western"

he's told worse.

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:01 am

Man, I didn't know joke were that lame

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:06 am

/me imitates Tenacious D

This is the lamest and worst joke in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:

"Say the lamest joke in the world, or I'll eat your soul. "

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
And we each said... "Okay. "

And we sayed the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Lamest Joke in the World, it was The Lamest Joke in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred - thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip - crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men. "
Rock! Oooonn!

This is not The Lamest Joke in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Lamest Joke in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Lamest Joke in the World,
All right! It was The Lamest Joke in the World,
All right! It was the lamest muthaf**kin' joke the lamest joke in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The joke we told on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
Anything like this song.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f**k! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

Weezus Maximus · Post by **Weezus Maximus** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:08 am

the d be funny

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:11 am

[quote="Weezus Maximus";p="212005"]

the d be funny[/quote]

you b right.

... ok THAT was the lamest joke in the world.

Weezus Maximus · Post by **Weezus Maximus** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:14 am

mine or yours?

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:15 am

[quote="Weezus Maximus";p="212015"]mine or yours?[/quote]

Mine.

And Zantar, thats genius.

Weezus Maximus · Post by **Weezus Maximus** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:16 am

oh. dang.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:19 am

I hereby turn this dedication, INTO A TRIBUTE!

Zantar Black · Post by **Zantar Black** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:04 pm

And Zantar, thats genius.

Don't thank me, thank study hall

If you want, you can end it with "pass the soap!" and burst out in laughter.

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