why Men and women don't get eachother,..

elroy · Post by **elroy** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:08 am

In my case, what i say is what i mean. Yes = yes, no = no, maybe = maybe and so on. With some exceptions. Yeah i'm fine = I actually feel crappy but i don't feel like talking cause all it ever does is waste time, and i'm not looking for pity either.

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:11 am

This would be more apt:

Real-Life Forum and IRC Room 'English'
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1. Yes = Pie?
2. No = Smaointe.
3. Maybe = Pie!
4. We need... = ...more tenticle rape!
5. I am sorry = I hate you, yet want your geexor babies.
6. We need to talk = Does my avatar make me look 't3h f@t'?
7. Sure, go ahead = I'm going to ignore you now!
8. Do what you want = You look better without pants.
9. I am not upset = I'm just a webcam wh0izzore.
10. Are you listening to me? = GLOMPH!
11. You have to learn to communicate = Don't repost, use the edit function. No0b.
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = */YOURNAMEHERE stabbed SOMEONE*
13. You're so manly = I am not a homosexual, but act like one for comedic effect.
14. Do you love me? = Is that your hand on my groin?
15. It's your decision = MartinBlank is always right, n00b.
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = LOLZ BUTTSEX!!11!
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Mandor isn't done beating me with my own arm.
18. How much do you love me? = Someone huggle me, goddamnit.
19. Lets agree to disagree. = You're right and I'm twelve years old.
20. I hate you all so goddamn much. = You annoy me at times, and I'm bitter and lonely.

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:55 am

It's been said before but allow me to restate this.

I really love you sometimes Shroom. In a hateful sexual manly way.

Wizard · Post by **Wizard** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:22 am

Jumping on bandwagon with my own brand of English

1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Probably yes, but I'm too stubborn to agree with you / Probably no, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.
4. I am hungry = I am awake
5. I am sleepy = 5am already?
6. I am tired = Sun's too bright
7. Nice dress = I swear I'm not looking at your tits. Really.
8. I love you = I'm sure of this
9. I am bored = I dunno, whadda you wanna do?
10. What's wrong? = I'm sorry
11. May I have this dance? = I think I might like you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I kinda like you, and think I want to see you again
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I really like you, and I know I want to see you again
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I really, really like you, and I want to see if it's #8
15. Will you marry me? = W.w.w.will y.y.you mar.marry m.m.m.m.m.m.eeeeeee?
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = Actually, I'm tense, and working out your shoulders is a great way to work out my shoulders
17. Let's talk = You talk, I'll listen attentivly, and fill in blank spaces as needed.
18. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I hate you, but this is the worst insult I can come up with.

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:27 am

[quote="Jezebel";p="208288"]It's been said before but allow me to restate this.

I really love you sometimes Shroom. In a hateful sexual manly way.[/quote]

By this point, thats pretty much akin to: "I like you...I have no taste, but I like you."...

Bud Weiser · Post by **Bud Weiser** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:29 am

Or:

"I like you, but only when nobody else is around and you're all I got"

*sigh*

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:47 am

That seemed a wee bit personal.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:56 am

Corey says the cutest things... I wish all women were that gullible.

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:23 pm

so true...

eskimospoon · Post by **eskimospoon** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:35 pm

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Sex? yes please
2. No = Sex? no thanks (has never occured)
3. Maybe = Wait while I take my pants off
4. I am hungry = Will you make me breakfast after sex?
5. I am sleepy = I need sex to wake up.
6. I am tired = I still need sex woman.
7. Nice dress = That compliment will surely get me sex
8. I love you = I want sex now
9. I am bored = Sex will relieve my boredom until the game starts
10. What's wrong? = Why am I not getting sex?
11. May I have this dance? = All dance floors lead to sex
12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to make a booking for sex
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = At my house while naked and having sex?
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = Porn and prawn night?
15. Will you marry me? = Sex on tap
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = Sex is a certainty within the next 3 mins.
17. Let's talk = Lets talk until we reach my bedroom.
18. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = You best take that outfit off.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:44 pm

All that from a guy named "Eskimo's Poon".

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:58 pm

[quote="MissCheetah";p="208182"]12. Can I call you sometime? = I would not say this. [/quote]
Not word-for-word... no.

Shyknight · Post by **Shyknight** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:43 pm

[quote="Mav";p="208544"]Corey says the cutest things... I wish all women were that gullible.[/quote]

I don't get it. Somebody told her a lie in a different thread and she believed it?

YH · Post by YH » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:46 pm

Mav just thinks differently.

Shyknight · Post by **Shyknight** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:03 pm

I know that YH. That was just my refined way of walking up to him, staring him in the face, grabbing at the hilt of my sword, and grunting out in a masculine way,

"You callin' me a liar? Them's fightin' words!"

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