why Men and women don't get eachother,..

Gowerlypuff · Post by **Gowerlypuff** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:02 pm

Proper English (mine):
1. Yes = Yes.
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Stop making me think
4. I am hungry = I would like some chocolate now
5. I am sleepy = Chocolate will keep me awake
6. I am tired = More chocolate will keep me awake
7. Nice dress = You really look nice in that.
8. I love you = I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
9. I am bored = Chocolate and/or Scrabble, please. Or let's snuggle.
10. What's wrong? = You look upset, is there anything I can do for you?
11. May I have this dance? = Are you any good at DDR? Or, can I dance with you? (only if it's jive, I suck at everything else)
12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd really like to get to know you better?
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = Would you like to see a movie with me?
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = Well, can I?
15. Will you marry me? = I'd have to be sure on that one. Means the same thing as I love you, really.
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = Exactly what it says. Apparently I'm good at it.
17. Let's talk = You look like you want to say something, can I listen?.
18. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = No man should ever say this, it's not worth it. I guess I would, if I meant it. Most of the time, I think most people look good in anything.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:36 pm

[quote="Mew Guy";p="207747"]MY ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I'm hungry = I'm hungry
5. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
6. I'm tired = I'm tired
7. Nice dress = Nice dress
8. I love you = I love you
9. I'm bored = I'm bored
10. What's wrong? = What's wrong?
11. May I have this dance? = N/A
12. Can I call you sometime? = Can I call you some time?
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = Do you want to go to a movie?
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = Can I take you out to dinner?
15. Will you marry me? = Will you marry me?
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = You look tense, let me give you a massage
17. Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person
18. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = N/A[/quote]

Same here.

Phong · Post by **Phong** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:11 am

MY ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I'm hungry = Are you hungry ?
5. I'm sleepy = N/A too much caffeine
6. I'm tired = N/A too much caffeine
7. Nice dress = Nice dress
8. I love you = I love you
9. I'm bored = I'm bored
10. What's wrong? = What's wrong?
11. May I have this dance? = Probably wouldn't say this.
12. Can I call you sometime? = Can I call you some time?
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = Do you want to go to a movie?
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = Can I take you out to dinner?
15. Will you marry me? = Will you marry me?
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = You look tense, let me give you a massage... so we can have sex.
17. Let's talk = Wouldn't say this.

Leeloo · Post by **Leeloo** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:21 am

[quote="SevTiZ";p="210668"][quote="Leeloo";p="210422"]10. Are you listening to me? = Put down that game for a minute, I'm trying to sleep with you.[/quote]

Why does that remind me of Mallrats?
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
[/quote]

I see you have a small obsession with Kevin Smith

Games don't usually bother me I enjoy playing them and usually pretty cool with watching my guy play them.. but if I'm wanting some and you aren't getting the hint, I will take away the controller and you WILL be getting the hint. Though sometimes I'm nice and you can at least save first

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:36 am

[quote="Leeloo";p="211009"][quote="SevTiZ";p="210668"][quote="Leeloo";p="210422"]10. Are you listening to me? = Put down that game for a minute, I'm trying to sleep with you.[/quote]

Why does that remind me of Mallrats?
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
[/quote]

I see you have a small obsession with Kevin Smith

Games don't usually bother me I enjoy playing them and usually pretty cool with watching my guy play them.. but if I'm wanting some and you aren't getting the hint, I will take away the controller and you WILL be getting the hint. Though sometimes I'm nice and you can at least save first

[/quote]

Why can't more women be like you? *wistful look*

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:38 am

Leeloo, can i be your boy toy

Leeloo · Post by **Leeloo** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:39 am

Aww.. I'm sure there's more girls out there like that.

I just don't find it boring to watch my guy play games, especially since he has to watch me play them sometimes too.

If that's ALL we EVER did, I'm sure I'd start getting bored eventually.. but it'd take a while..

[quote="Eihger";p="211021"]Leeloo, can i be your boy toy[/quote]

I would say yes.. but I've got a few lined up

Okay I'm lying to myself. There are no lines, that I know of.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:41 am

I'm sure there are, I just haven't met any in person, bleh.

My girl doesn't understand my enjoyment of video games, she just glosses over when I talk about it and blows it all off.

Goku · Post by **Goku** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:42 am

no...I'm Leeloo's boy toy!

back off Eihger! grrrrrr

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:43 am

Me need girl gammer...

/me thinks for a while

.....There was one in Nebraska who liked me

Goku · Post by **Goku** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:44 am

are you sure about that?

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:47 am

yeah, she even said so

Goku · Post by **Goku** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:47 am

who might this be?

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:48 am

why would you know her?

Leeloo · Post by **Leeloo** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:50 am

There's enough of me to go around!!

Seriously.. there's someting wrong with me I'm sure of it. Or guys actually don't want girls who are into the same things they are.. because I don't really get that many guys all over me IRL.. and ones I like never seem to like me.

[quote="Brian";p="211024"]I'm sure there are, I just haven't met any in person, bleh.

My girl doesn't understand my enjoyment of video games, she just glosses over when I talk about it and blows it all off.[/quote]

That's why I don't have many female friends..

Even if they aren't intrested in something you're doing, most guys seem to at least try to listen.. and I try to be like that as well, like on cars or sports.. I dislike both of them, but I'll try to learn why you're intrested and actually pay attention when you talk about it.

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