why Men and women don't get eachother,..

[Deacon]

Y'all are all fooling yourselves. I am Leelo's boy toy, and she is my girl...umm...whirl?

[Ash]

[quote="Deacon";p="211241"]Y'all are all fooling yourselves. I am Leelo's boy toy, and she is my girl...umm...whirl?[/quote]

Girl Toy, Boy Toy, its all the same to me....

wait that doesnt sound right.

[Leeloo]

Ha ha, ash!

And.. it's kinda cool to see people fighting over who's my boy toy.. I feel so loved!!

Please, continue and tell your friends.

[Blaze]

Sooner or later you're going to have to grant one of us some "privlaged" photos, you know?

[JudgeMental]

Make sure you trust that person absolutely though! For obvious reasons...

[darkglass]

men are dogs women are b!tches

[Shyknight]

As long as we're both the same species it's all good.

[Leeloo]

[quote="Blaze";p="211274"]Sooner or later you're going to have to grant one of us some "privlaged" photos, you know?[/quote]

Yep, and that's why I've got photoshop and good googling skills.

[Rorschach]

AVERT YOUR EYES, YOUNGSTERS!

BLOW JOBS!!!!
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on
your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel
particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls
- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about
the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at
it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow
jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss it good morning."

WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to
you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the
only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now,
but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

[Asscoverage]I find both viewpoints horrific. I just thought they were a funny idication of the sexs' misconceptions of each other [/asscoverage]