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Post by Daemonfly » Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:34 am

Change the locks on the house.
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Post by Dragonmaster Zoc » Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:49 am

[quote="Phong";p="209006"]Just lay on top of her and fall asleep. And when she gets pissed off just say something to the effect of.

"Oh, I'm sorry, for some reason I thought this was my bed. Oh yeah.. because it IS my bed !"[/quote]
To add to this, I think you should take pictures, and then post them on some random website such as this; that'll show her real good!

[quote="KitsuneMusume";p="209140"]My sister would always go through my closet so one day I went into her room while she was in the shower (she takes looooong showers) took every article of clothing, underwear, socks, shoes, everything, and locked it in my room. My room has a lock that is unpickable. Let's just say that she was a bit chilly without any clothes and has never stolen my clothes since then.[/quote]
I suppose I'm the only person who take my change of clothes with me into the room when I take a shower; I mean, there's no sense walking around the house without clothes on, even for a little while. People are meant to wear clothes; it's a basis of our evolution (I think).
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Post by The Forum Hillbilly » Sat Nov 08, 2003 6:33 pm

Well I tried that and it didn't work. I'm just going to tell her (the next time I see her, if I do see her) that to get the hell out of my room, and take her nasty clothes with her, and she can come back in, not sleep on my bed of course, when her clothes are clean and she spend one full day away from that *cencored*
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Post by Kuronekosama » Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:51 pm

If you have a window in your room take the clothes that are there and toss them out. If she complains say they were dirty anyway, and this way the room is clean.
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Post by gravity » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:17 am

Heh, Grav is glad she's the only female in her house, she doesn't have to worry about stuff like this. ^.^

But, the best advice Grav can have, if your sister is really being a biotch about this, cut her hair while she's sleeping.

She'll avoid the house like wild fire after that. ^.^

(Grav's friend ended up doing this to his brother over a recompiled computer. It was much goodness. ^.^ )
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Post by Daemonfly » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:46 am

Or, depending on the sister, TFH could get HER hair cut in a retaliation act..
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Post by The Forum Hillbilly » Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:04 am

If you have a window in your room take the clothes that are there and toss them out. If she complains say they were dirty anyway, and this way the room is clean.

Mwhahahha! That is soooo going to be done!

And no, I wouldn't cut my sisters hair, that's TOO mean for me to do...to my sister.
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Post by Rorschach » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:29 pm

You could try showing her this thread
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Post by Skorpion » Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:53 pm

Leave pointy things on your bed.

Or raise your bed to about 4 feet off the floor. See how she can get onto THAT easily. :twisted:
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Post by Daemonfly » Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:30 am

My favorite prank(esp. halloween) or light revenge tactic is Ex-Lax Chocolate pieces, especially if you know your victim loves chocolate. Put a bunch in a small candy jar on your nightstand or somewhere in your room for your sister to find. They do say "Ex-lax" so it might work better if you melt them down for "Chocolate chip" cookies, or just melt them down enough to remove name imprint. Hopefully she'd be one to just grab a bunch & eat quickly.

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http://www.privateway.com/exchoclaxin4.html
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Post by The Forum Hillbilly » Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:43 am

LOL! That is a real good idea, the only thing like that, that i've done to her is give her unsweetened chocolate :P lol I could make a few double cocolate chip cookies with ex lax in them :P
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Post by billf » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:49 am

we need to form a posse and beat up TFH's sister :(
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Post by Dragonmaster Zoc » Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:07 am

Reminds me of a song ( http://www.azlyrics.us/27853 )
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Post by The Forum Hillbilly » Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:40 pm

we need to form a posse and beat up TFH's sister

Use the same posse you used to beat up russ :P

I feel loved ^_^ lol
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Post by Teranfirbt » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:22 am

/me loves TFH ^_^
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