To my sister:

Dragonmaster Zoc · Post by **Dragonmaster Zoc** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:24 am

Yes, yes. We'd all love to go out with TFH. I think Blaze summed it up best with his comment.

SeaniusMaximus · Post by **SeaniusMaximus** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:49 am

Zero_Point, I have a few suggestions, while password protecting your computer might WORK in theory, it doesn't quite enforce the idea that you want to fuck his day up. My suggestion, if all this stuff is in YOUR room, simple solution is to spend a few hours boobie traping your room. First, take a strip of tape and a thumb tack, then stick the point through the tape and place the tape on the underside of the doorknob of the door entering your room, if done right the tack will be invisible to the eye, but will stick his hand when he tries to open the door. This should piss him off a good deal(you could also do this to the undersides of your dreamcast controllers so he sticks his hand when he tries to play). There are also various other things you could do but we won't get into that right now.

If you don't want to do things to your own room, retaliate but messing with HIS shit. You could go in his room late at night with some duct tape. If he's a sound sleepr you could pull the covers tight around him and tape the ends to the underside of the bed, while this won't really hold under that much force, it'll generally freak him out when he wakes up, and just to top it off you could place a strip of the tape across his eyebrows so he has to pull it off in the morning. i have more mean ones if you need them.

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:06 am

ooh ooh I need help, I have an annoying 17 year old sister(who will be 18 come december, thank god) She thinks she owns the place, all she does is sleep eat sleep eat, complain, sleep eat, complain more. She moved out a while ago, and the house was nice. Then she came back. she has the room under me and plays her cRap music loud, but if I as so tap on my chair, she'll pond on the roof telliing me to be quiet. She is also lazy and VERY self centerd. I also had duct-tape if that would help

SeaniusMaximus · Post by **SeaniusMaximus** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:21 am

hahahah.....here's a good one....if you aren't afraid of maybe her trying to beat you up.

Take your stereo speakers, and place them speaker side down on the floor, and play something LOUD...i'm talking SHAKE THE ROOM LOUD(preferably when she is asleep, so it wakes her up). Them, stand in front of your door with a spray bottle and a handful of glitter. After a while she'll probably storm upstairs to yell at you, when she opens your door, spray her in the face with the water bottle and then throw the glitter at her face as well. The water will make the glitter stick to her face, and it's SUPER hard to get it off, even when you wash.

If that doesn't work, or you don't wanna do it, you could always take every one of her cd's and super glue them to her walls while she's gone.

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:24 am

yeah that might work, only when shes at the door she takes up the doorway, cutting off my path of retreat, because this bitch is abusive, she stabbed me with a fork once!

At least I have my bustersword

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:20 am

I don't really want people to think I want pity, just venting, but I just want to share something:

The main reason I don't like Robert is what he is doing to Jessica, he is controling her, and slowly isolating her from us, first just taking her out during the week, which wasn't bad, but then she can't come home on Wednsdays to take us to church because Robert wanted to come up, then she can't talk to us on the phone when Robert is around, then she's late coming in to church on sundays, first a few minutes on sundays, then 5 mins, then 10 mins, then not even coming to bible class, I'm very afriad of him, and very scared that he thinks when Jessica finishes school that she is going to end up taking care of him, and putting him up, and he'll abuse her emtionally, quite frankly, my sister isn't a strong person, she is sesative, and alot of times quick to give in.

I'm very scared of him, but ever time I try to bring it up, she starts avoiding me.

Wite_Rabit · Post by **Wite_Rabit** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:51 am

I missed a Russ-beating party. No fair.

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:29 pm

Hmmm.... I can drive to Kentucky on my road trip this December. Perhaps going up and visiting the Hillbilly is in order. O_o

Zero_Point · Post by **Zero_Point** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:48 pm

[quote="SeaniusMaximus";p="219522"]hahahah.....here's a good one....if you aren't afraid of maybe her trying to beat you up.

Take your stereo speakers, and place them speaker side down on the floor, and play something LOUD...i'm talking SHAKE THE ROOM LOUD(preferably when she is asleep, so it wakes her up). Them, stand in front of your door with a spray bottle and a handful of glitter. After a while she'll probably storm upstairs to yell at you, when she opens your door, spray her in the face with the water bottle and then throw the glitter at her face as well. The water will make the glitter stick to her face, and it's SUPER hard to get it off, even when you wash.

If that doesn't work, or you don't wanna do it, you could always take every one of her cd's and super glue them to her walls while she's gone.[/quote]

Rather than music, I have some sound effects that could be equally effective and possibly freak her out. What do you think, Battleship guns or Stuka dive-bomb siren? Ooh! I could also get the Nuclear Missile warning siren from RA2! That could work!

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:03 pm

Hmmm.... I can drive to Kentucky on my road trip this December. Perhaps going up and visiting the Hillbilly is in order. O_o

I'd love for you to come visit me! But i'm not too sure how my mom would feel about this

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:09 pm

[quote="The Forum Hillbilly";p="219949"]

Hmmm.... I can drive to Kentucky on my road trip this December. Perhaps going up and visiting the Hillbilly is in order. O_o

I'd love for you to come visit me! But i'm not too sure how my mom would feel about this

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True, you is a young'un. At least compared to me. I can only imagine the worries going through her head, and she would probably not let you on the forums if she knew that was where I was from.

Yep, probably not a good idea. *shrug*

Wizard · Post by **Wizard** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:54 pm

Remember the days when locking someone out of your computer literally meant using a key and LOCKING the computer? Whatever happened to that? That would solve many of these little problems.

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