Prince Charles' pick-up lines

Mew Guy · Post by **Mew Guy** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:09 pm

"Wanna hold the royal scepter?"

"If you think my ears are big..."

"Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails!"

"Care to join a family of inbred freaks?"

"Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace!"

"I've got Big Ben in my pants!"

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:16 pm

"so,. your a horse?..."

"butler! I've got something here that could use a good rubbing"

Mabus · Post by **Mabus** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:27 pm

Hope you don't mind gar but I'm stealing your sig for a time being

DaveGMM · Post by **DaveGMM** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:54 pm

Are you guys finished insulting my future King?

No? Good, please continue.

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:01 pm

DaveGMM, he's MY future king too,... unless I get to have a say in the matter,...... although, in the even tthat queen's contract with satan runs out, or someone hammers a steak through her heart, and if he DOES become king,.. he's not goign to be "king Charles",... he's goign to change his name to "James",. cos of the way Charles I ended his riegn about 1' shorter than when he statred,..... the wuzz

Mabus, feel free to borrow as much of me as you like

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 6:52 pm

[quote="DaveGMM";p="213380"]Are you guys finished insulting my future King?

No? Good, please continue.[/quote]
Charlie will be king
The day after the Pope gets married

Jenn · Post by **Jenn** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:02 pm

LOL

"Ah so you've been in the oval office but have you ever done it on the throne?"

Take that as you will...that could have so many meanings.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:05 pm

On Monica Lewinsky's CV:
'Sat on the Presidential Staff'

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:34 pm

I'm sorry but "I've got big Ben in my pants" is actually my line.

And yes, it always goes "Dong" on time.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:05 pm

"Trust me, the bedroom's look even better from the bed."

Oh gods, even the IDEA of charlie ever skrewing someone scares Grav! O.o

Are you Brits all BLIND!?

Mew Guy · Post by **Mew Guy** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:09 pm

Charles said this to Camilla in a taped phone conversation.

"If I was to be reincarnated, I would like to come back as your tampon."

Eww.

NotQuiteDead · Post by **NotQuiteDead** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:11 pm

British Jerry Springer!!

Mew Guy · Post by **Mew Guy** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:14 pm

We had Jerry Springer UK for a while.

PhyreBurn · Post by **PhyreBurn** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:15 pm

Ewwwwwww, why tampon? Gross gross gross, I mean, going there isn't bad but at that time, ewwwwwww

Have you guys heard the Princess Di's Dandruff joke ?

document · Post by **document** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:56 pm

No, let's hear it.

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