2003 =....?

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:12 pm

Well,.. in less than 4 weeks it's my birthday,... the end/begining of my personal year,...

so, I guess it's, once again, time for reflection,.... how baddly have I failed this year?

in short: 2003 =?

1460 orgasms (VERY aprox. minimum)
+
365 late nights
+
50 free cans of valilla coke, scamed off some guy in Singapore

+
33 books read
+
31 new games
+
6 computer upgrades
+
5 new sexual partners
+
5 bottles of Absinthe
+
5 differant, not 100% legal, mind altering substances.
+
4 differant countries visited
+
4 new swords
+
4 brushes with death
+
4 rats
+
3 incidents with street thugs in a foriegn country (all vicotires for me I might add!)
+
3 failed relationships
+
3 pairs of boots worn through
+
2 new jobs
+
2 times cheated on
+
2 new routers
+
2 new ADSL modems
+
2 new coats
+
2 guns pointed at me in anger (or paranoia, it's hard to tell).
+
1 promotion in an occult order
+
1 tatoo
+
1 new hat
+
1 Gb of furry porn downloaded
+
1 hundred £ stolen from me by Yali.
+
1 new mobile/cell phone

= 2003

wongoone · Post by **wongoone** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:15 pm

plz tel me the 1460 orgasms wern't all your own. orthat you just took that number to come to an even 2003

NotQuiteDead · Post by **NotQuiteDead** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:16 pm

No villages burned?

Happy Birthday in advance, may the next year bring you even more adventure!

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:19 pm

wongoone, nope,... all me,.. I didn't factor is orgasms I've induced in others,.... and I took my average 4 times daily for the calcuation,... but it's just an approximate minimum,.....

NotQuiteDead, nope,. but I DID see Bagdad in flames,...

Jenn · Post by **Jenn** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:22 pm

Well I wish my year had been as interesting as yours. :S

Goku · Post by **Goku** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:24 pm

I heard Garr would go on a date with me. still up for it garr!?

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:25 pm

Goku, just tell me where and when

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:26 pm

[quote="Garr_The_Sane";p="213546"]1460 orgasms (VERY aprox.)
[/quote]
How come you don't look like a prune?
Shit, I'm depressed now

NotQuiteDead · Post by **NotQuiteDead** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:37 pm

[quote="Garr_The_Sane";p="213554"]NotQuiteDead, nope,. but I DID see Bagdad in flames,...[/quote]

Close enough!

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:41 pm

Rorschach, I,.errrrm,... regenerate quite quickly,... and a touch of the olde dark magick can help things along

Infin8Cyn · Post by **Infin8Cyn** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:03 pm

This is one of the most unusual lists, I think I've ever seen posted...

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:13 pm

methinks Garr has been killing many kittens.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:55 pm

Garr_The_Sane, teach me some of that dark magic

rawkeye · Post by **rawkeye** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:27 pm

you failed to include n00bs bitten, unless it's innumerable or something

hells, you could have included all the forum shiat, too

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:54 pm

This is one of the things I like about Garr. Or is it hate? See, that's my issue

For the most part, I like the guy.
And then something like this, and i'm annoyed once again.

But do I enjoy or despise the roller coaster? Ultimately I think I enjoy it.

Some people I consider consistently pleasant, and I like them for it.

Others, I consider consistently unpleasant, and I despise them for it.

And still others confuse me, being one way, and then the next. So is it better to dislike or like? I think honestly about the feelings, and I enjoy it. It makes me laugh. So Garr, ultimately, you are the winnar. I both like, and dislike you. Which means I like you.

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