What you will be getting for Xmas,...

[Garr_The_Sane]

well the winter festivities are just around the corner, and we all know someone is going to get you one of those oh-so-funny books you glance through but never actually read, but you just SOOOO want to own, cos you know some day they could be useful,...... so, post youre (made up, or not) recomendations,....

for the sex deprived:
"sex: the one man mission"
"the idiots guide to bing a P.I.M.P"

for the MMORPG gamer:
"PKing, for pleasure and profit"
"power leveling: who needs friends?"
"The real world: real or mass dellusion?"

for the furry in your life:
"Welcome to furry: getting intouch with your inner freak"
"The illustrated bible according to Doug Winger"
"Fur suiting FAQ Vol. 2: stain removal"
"Why Bernal should have designed the universe"

For your programmer/geek:
"portrait of the sleep deprived"
"Woman: the final frontier"
"How to survive daylight"
"You will never be Neo, get over it"

For the occultist in your life:
"Sacrafice made easy: 101 ways to kill a goat."
"Conversational Enochian"
"Bonzi Qabbalah"
"Crowley Karaoke"

For your anime fanatic:
"101 uses for tentacles"
"why the school girl thing got you in jail"
"'Pikachu I choose you!', and other things you should never shout during sex"

[Blaze]

"The illustrated bible according to Doug Winger"

/me shudders and tries to eliminate the word "Big" from his vocaulary.

"Crowley Karaoke"

*singing* The unnecessary surgery is connected to the - Postmortem!

[Goddess of thy Coconut]

Hmm hum hmmm...la la la hum ha hmmm...hum ha hmmm....

o_o...0_o...o_0...!!!

[quote="Garr_The_Sane";p="215364"]
"101 uses for tentacles"[/quote]

GAH!!! Don't give this to Lith! She'll be more lethal than ever! If you believe someone will give this gift...I'd start running now. I hear Lith's are as long as Alaska! Yaaargh!

I got... Subliminal Messaging For Beginners. A message that says "Obey Thy Coconut" flashes across my avatar every 4 seconds for 0.001 seconds now. /me 's eyes turn red. Go kill Soth now.

Also, it says what B.J's name in the Barney the Dinosaur series stands for in there. Kinda obvious now.

[EvilPanda]

1000 ways to overthow government with only ducktape, a lighter, and a hammer

[Mav]

I'll be getting a blow job. From a girl.

[Garr_The_Sane]

Paranoia Vol. 1: conspirasy theory
Paranoia Vol. 2: conspirasy practice

[Rucdoc]

For the stewi in us all

"Taking over the world, a beginners guide"
"Interviewing Henchmen, you can never ask to many questions"
"A guide to long range nuclear weapons, andothersthings that go boom"
"Pits of Death and Torture Chambers, a guide to killing would be hero's"
"World governments and the school system, how you can take over the world with kids."

Well that should be a god list for the evil overlord in your life.

[gravity]

"'Pikachu I choose you!', and other things you should never shout during sex"

/me falls over luaghing.

Yes, well, Grav will be getting a friend a copy of 'Sex for Dummies', and her friend Sally the pop-up Kama Sutra (Barnes&Nobles sells weird things O.o)

For the Evil Overlord in your Life:
1001 ways to recognize a spy
101 easy tips for encoding your documents
10 reasons NOT to tell the whole formula to someone else
Isaac Asimov, the Complete Collection
Tales from Mordor
26 inches worth of why not to make just One Ring
A good metal detector.



Gravity, however, is getting Blaze, and that is enough for her.

[Rucdoc]

More books for the evil overlord in your life

"Lairs, they aren't just command centers anymore"
"Death, Destruction, and Chaos: the easy way"
"99 Reasons to shoot the hero"
"Fire your Death ray first: world domination no-no's" by Saddam Hussen
"Sharing, a guide to better relations between evil overlords"
"Just one drop, a complete how-to guide for water turture"
"What's in a name, a guide to chooseing the best evil name"
"Laughing 101; improve your evil laugh"

[TopCat]

Garr the sane. I am here without reading the posts for one reason. I saw the topic title, and was like "hmm, that Grammar? I bet its by garr" and by golly IM RIGHT. I've picked up a habit to notice your topics by the way they're horribly mis-named, and I think that shows that you have one or two things.

1) A trademark, or Signature, way of writing topic title
2) A really bad grammar problem.

Either way, I just could tell who wrote it without even looking at the "Author" name.

Thought you should know. And i believe others can comment on this, so its posted publically. Anyone else noticed garr's topics this easily?

[gravity]

This topic title has the correct grammer, and it's properly subjected.

Please, DJ, think before you post. ;

For the Web User in your life:

1001 examples why not to act like a n00b
10 easy ways for admins to spite you
1000001 recipes for that fresh n00b meat
Tentacle Breeding Made Easy
Trolling for Dummies
the Laws of Lith, unabridged

[TopCat]

[quote="gravity";p="215693"]This topic title has the correct grammer, and it's properly subjected.

Please, DJ, think before you post. ;[/quote]

After reviewing the topics posted by garr the sane in general chat on the first page, i've come to notice WHY i can see his topics

They mostly end with a ,... or ;..., or they contain it near the very end.

To me, titles never have a , or ; in them, as in with books and other things.

But, the grammar may be correct (Lith majored in english, if i remember correctly) so I'll believe her until she is proven wrong

plz note: not trying to start a flame war, just saying garr has a good trademark.


EDIT: RETRACTED. Mandor is right.

... never go directly after a ; or , and everyone knows it. ... implys the ; or , itself, as it is a pause mark.

This is true until proven false.

[gravity]

DJ, just go away. ;

If it's a Garr started thread, those unusual punctuation marks are usually there for good reason. ;

If you want to chew someone out, go bait demi gril or his other personality, Jag. They'll happily oblige your need for a flame war. ;

[Rucdoc]

I think in this case it would be proven wrong. Proved is past tense

[Blaze]

All I want for christmas is a forum free of fucktards.