Santa, dead?

Idiot'sPride · Post by **Idiot'sPride** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:12 pm

Heh, I had totally forgotten about that... Gotta love it.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:52 pm

CHRISTMAS TREE OH CHRISTMAS TREE! *thunk*

Deck the halls with stinky diapers tra la la *repeat*.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:48 am

Heh, and what if Santa became lactose intolerant?

But then he'd just choke to death on stale cookies.

Or you could do what Calvin's parents did, they left out a cold beer for Santa.

Nanosphere · Post by **Nanosphere** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:03 am

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

-- Fortune Quote

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:05 am

[quote="Nanosphere";p="216151"]better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

-- Fortune Quote[/quote]

Genius.

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:52 am

heh, I did something that lightened people days. thats not like me at all

Grimwatch · Post by **Grimwatch** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:22 am

Don't worry, we'll be back to cynicism, sarcasm and general bitterness in no time. Enjoy the happy jolliness while it lasts though

.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:05 am

Sorry Mb, I only knew the prison one too actually. By alterinitive, I meant alternitive to the science thingy that started this thread. I guess last night I was thinking he died in a shoot out with the cops or something.

Hell if I know, stupid fever. *brains melt*

Thrawn · Post by **Thrawn** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:35 am

The laws of time and physics don't apply to Santa, just like they don't apply to DEATH, or Binky, or the Hogfather, or the Sandman, or ... eerrr, I think I read too many Discworld books.

Baggi · Post by **Baggi** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:03 am

I think it is time we stopped clouding the issue with facts... There are clearly a whole bunch of Santas, say one for each 50 houses which makes it totally possible and because each house gets the same one each year then they all believe that there is only one. If you see more than one then its the Christmas spirit getting to you...

Dragonmaster Zoc · Post by **Dragonmaster Zoc** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:07 am

or Santa has mastered cloning, or the split-form technique

FreakForFinalFantasy · Post by **FreakForFinalFantasy** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:41 pm

I hope that santa is like a ninja..because I'm setting claymores all over the place.

SevTiZ · Post by **SevTiZ** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:23 am

[quote="Baggi";p="216514"]...There are clearly a whole bunch of Santas, say one for each 50 houses which makes it totally possible...[/quote]

Why so many? Just count the number of Malls, independently-located Department Stores, and Churches that hold christmas gatherings, plus the occassional Office christmas party, add one for THE BOSS that lives at the north pole, and that leaves more than enough Santas to cover everything. "Santa Claus" is simply a title that's CONFUSED for a name, like "Darth" for the Sith, or "Dungeon Master"... which also reminds me... add to that your various Gygax Slices as previously mentioned (Greater Bags of Holding, reindeer with Fly and Haste spells, etc.), and there's no question at all as to how everything can be done.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:35 am

[quote="SevTiZ";p="220559"]Greater Bags of Holding, reindeer with Fly and Haste spells, etc.[/quote]
That's awesome.

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:14 am

Just so you all know Calus != Claus.

Don't even suggest it or I'll eat the pony you wanted for christmas back when you were 10.

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