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The Fey · Post by **The Fey** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:28 am

(Name kept secret to protect the not-so-innocent.

)

RAWR!: You've never cybered?
freelancer s02: nope. i always found it a little odd that people cyber. i mean, it'd be better to do it in real life
freelancer s02: dumb people who can't get laid, eh?
freelancer s02: i mean, what's a hooker for?
freelancer s02: sheezah
RAWR!: Well, there's no side effects to cyber.
freelancer s02: yeah, but still it's pretty lame.
RAWR!: Oh, ok. Guess I can't make you if that's how you feel. But no fingers for you then.
freelancer s02: bastage
freelancer s02: okay, anyway i have to go sleep now
freelancer s02: have fun whacking off or something. o_O
RAWR!: Ok, Night

I've always found it funny that people whack off to pictures of nekkid women. Cyber sex, mastah-beta and whatnot... It seems like a waste of time when you can easily snag some horny person off the street and actually DO it.

But then again, masturbation is a way to keep the imagination alive! Since those pictures of nekkid women don't move, you have to MOOOVE them in your mind! Put them in various sexual situations where they pander to your every nasty request. Imagination at it's finest, folks.

Why, I ought to be praising those who masturbate. Long long ago, people's imagination was a kajillion times better but since we now have those heathen moving pictures... Well, just look at us now.

I suggest we burn all those god-forsaken buildings such as the movah thaaaeeeeee-tar.

And fill the streets with pr0n?

Hm... Apparantly these vitamins I'm taking are really crack in disguise! I knew I shouldn't have gotten it off of the street. I thought it was fishy that I had to pay so much... Damn whippersnappers and their street jargon.

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:31 am

/me looks up from his "magazine" and turns off the "movie" in his DVD player.

Huzzah wha? What are you ranting about?

The Fey · Post by **The Fey** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:32 am

Never had a rant fall apart that quickly before. o_O

Dragonmaster Zoc · Post by **Dragonmaster Zoc** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:37 am

Wow; I came here with a reason, but I don't think I quite understand what you are saying. Aren't you like fifteen? There's no reason for you to be having these thoughts.

spoon · Post by **spoon** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:45 am

eh, yeah there are. You old people must not understand the younger generation.

More seriously and to clarify, are you saying that it is wrong for teenagers to think about sex?

Dragonmaster Zoc · Post by **Dragonmaster Zoc** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:47 am

I don't know about Miss Fey, bat that's what I'm saying. The exclusion to the rule being teenagers of 18 or 19 in age.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:10 am

Oh yeah... I was a good boy and didnt think about sex at ALL until I was 18.

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:20 am

And I NEVER looked at porn when I was illiegal.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:27 am

Gasp!
How could you suggest such a thing??

Dragonmaster Zoc · Post by **Dragonmaster Zoc** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:28 am

Of course you didn't. Illegal = action which cannot be performed.

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:38 am

Excuse me while I go snag some ugly, creepy stranger off the street and "do it."

Phong · Post by **Phong** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:43 am

/me goes and stands on the street...

What ?

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:58 am

/me watches as Phong gets hit by a bus

ouch...
you shouldnt stand on the street like that, man.

Ender_Wiggin · Post by **Ender_Wiggin** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:30 am

"whacking off" is like equivalent to a male abortion, but for obvious reasons, no one cares :p

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:31 am

No no no no, it's equivalent to male..... whacking off. I geuss at worst you could call it the same as taking birth control pills in women.

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