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Post by Blaze » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:38 pm

"Real Life Productions" Ahh.
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Post by Imperator Severn » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:39 pm

Oh, come on...Christopher Reeves was superman, and he's in a wheelchair. Hawking would beat the CRAP out of reeves.

You'll get no argument here. I suspect Prof. Hawking will still be around when Star Trek is an historical drama.
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Post by enisoc » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:45 pm

[quote="Blaze";p="17391"]"Real Life Productions" Ahh.[/quote]
This is the best I could read it:
Insanity Incorporated presents
A film by Real Life Productions starring Stephen Hawking
Greg Dean "Superman" Ben C*mr*e Elizabeth Van Biskirk
Produced by ****e*ously Offensive Pictures Inc.
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Post by Mae Dean » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:19 am

Insanity Incorporated presents
A film by Real Life Productions starring Stephen Hawking
Greg Dean "Superman" Ben Comroe Elizabeth Van Buskirk
Produced by Incredibly Offensive Pictures Inc.
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Post by Blaze » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:54 am

Now it just needs to be made. Except Mav must not be promoted above Gaffer.
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Post by Eihger » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:01 am

It still needs to be a bit more pathetic to work.
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Post by Blaze » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:04 am

Hey! "The New Superman" doesn't even BEGIN to compare with my latest movie remake. Trying to focus on Miami's in depth crime scene, which was not acurately presented in the origional movie, CSI Miami's David Caruso is:

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Post by Eihger » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:15 am

That hits the spot.
"Water is fluid, soft, and yielding. But water will wear away rock which is rigid and cannot yield. As a rule, whatever is fluid, soft, and yielding will overcome whatever is rigid and hard. This is another paradox: whatever is soft is strong."
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Post by Evil Ghaleon Strife » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:31 am

No, these are scary/disturbing.... (Linked due to large size possibly killing 56kers.)


Poster 1

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Post by Eihger » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:35 am

:shock: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit by enisoc: evil evil horizontal scrolling! reduced length of scream.]
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Post by Blaze » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:40 am

did you make those yourself?
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Post by Eihger » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:41 am

god thats scary. Say it isn't so!
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Post by Skand » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:42 am

I'd like to thank Eigher for making this page of the thread incredibley wide.

now edit it that yah n00b!
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Post by Eihger » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:43 am

I was hoping it would overlap.

AND I AINT A NOOB!!!!
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Post by VashDaStampede » Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:04 am

OMFG, i would go and fucking do seppuku.
god damn that's horrid....hell, i'd go kill the damn script writers and everyone that's involved wit the film. jesus christ that's scary.
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