No Sir, I don't want to enlarge my penis.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:56 pm

I think I have an idea, but I wish I hadn't.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:59 pm

If it's anything as bad as 'docking' or 'wolfbagging', I don't think I want to know
/me is strangely intrigued nonetheless

Sir Spankspeople · Post by **Sir Spankspeople** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:08 pm

Pay more attention Rorsch. I've pretty much explained it already.

If you want, when I get home I could ask my friend, the squicking expert, for some pages on the topic. They're very... informative...

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:12 pm

[quote="Sir Spankspeople";p="239881"]
Pay more attention Rorsch. I've pretty much explained it already. [/quote]
Did you? All I got was

*shaves Fixers head and hands him a Dremel*

Okay, so we've got the Squickee, who's gonna be the Squicker?

Actually, I think this would be a case where a small penis would be desireable... at least to the Squickee...

I see that Dremel manufacture power tools so I assume that it's a drill or something similar you're talking about but the possible variations are too wide for me to reach any reasonable conclusion
Not that I want to know, I just want to prove that I do pay attention.
So yeah, wolf-hunting is cruel
[edit] I just discovered what it is. I don't think I want to live any more[/edit]

Sir Spankspeople · Post by **Sir Spankspeople** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:25 pm

*grin*

Shaved head.
Dremel.
Thread about penii.

You know, it's more fun when people put two and two together themselves. Rather than the "Oh hod!" you get when you just out and tell them, you get the "But I really want to know! Oh here, information about... OH HOD!"... *grin*

Much more fun.

Prospero · Post by **Prospero** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:43 pm

I get a shitload of spam about penis enlargement and student loans Oh, and I aways get something where the subject will be like "Hi :=)" Or "Hey Shaw" (since I'm shaw [@] thecpu.com)

Did you know that spambots actually go through the WWW to sniff out random e-mail addresses. Like.. if it's text. Typing your address is a big mistake, you might as well put the text inside an image file like they do for online account verifications.

Fortunately I learn a little bit more about spam each time.

dmpotter · Post by **dmpotter** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:52 pm

I knew that, even when a project I was working on decided to post my e-mail to a public webpage. So now I get crap at my work account, even though the project is long dead. It's awful. And what is all this about squicking? Which dremel attachment would you be using anyway? Sandpaper? I think I'll stay blissfully unaware, especially since I'm at work right now.

Prospero · Post by **Prospero** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:06 pm

I wish I had figured that out BEFORE I got my new address.

TheDuke · Post by **TheDuke** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 7:14 pm

[quote="dmpotter";p="239621"]Strangely enough, I don't get spams asking me to enlarge my penis. Instead, I get random Chinese/Japanese spams (sure, I can read those), generic Viagra spams, beastiality spams (Show Images in E-mail - off!), and other crap. It wouldn't be as annoying if:
1) It wasn't sneaking past a spam filter, and
2) It wasn't my work address that receives actual important e-mail.[/quote]

Use free the pics to start your own fetish porn site, hosted offshore of course.

Mista · Post by **Mista** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 7:55 pm

What about "tea-bagging?"

dmpotter · Post by **dmpotter** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 7:58 pm

[quote="TheDuke";p="239978"]Use free the pics to start your own fetish porn site, hosted offshore of course.[/quote]
1. Not my fetish.
2. They have these annoying text banners over them promoting the wrong site.

So that's a no-go. (Plus it's probably illegal for me to open the images while at work - it "creates a hostile workspace" to be spammed with porn messages.)

Kuronekosama · Post by **Kuronekosama** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:42 pm

Well I for one have taken up each of those ads

Currently:
My penis is 312' long
I have credit card companies and banks paying off my house for me
I have hordes of hot young girls having lesbian sex in said house
I have 40 million dollars in my bank account thanks to a friendly Nigerian businessman
I have lost 437 pounds
I have caught 98 different girlfriends/wives/lovers cheating on me
I have 3012 little x10 cameras watching my babysitter
I have been the 1 millionth visitor to 1 million websites
I have saved so much on airfare the airline bought me a plane
PETA is filing a lawsuit against for me for "punching hundreds of monkeys into submission"
Out of county viagra vendors have kept aforementioned penis erect for 848 days
I have regrown enough hair to make 17 cousin it costumes.

Lets see, did I forget anything?

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:51 pm

what, no gay invitations?

Sir Spankspeople · Post by **Sir Spankspeople** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:52 pm

Working on your *th College diploma, are we?

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:38 pm

I've been getting enough home delievered Xanax and other Tranquilizers to keep me in a deep haze for three years straight now. I hope nothing important has been happening.

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