My Wang Is Better Than Mav's

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My Wang Is Better Than Mav's

Post by Cyrus » Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:57 am

My wang makes Mav's wang look obsolete! My Proof is that my wang has pyrotechnics. Beat that Mav, my wang is superior. :P
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Post by mikehendo » Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:57 am

Mav's wang has been compared to a volcano..
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Post by Cyrus » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:01 am

But does his wang have pyrotechnics. NO.
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Post by Mo0 » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:02 am

...Mav's wang has a magnetic field that cauess all HDDs within a 5 yard radius to be totally wiped.

Unless Mav magnashields it O_O
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Post by mikehendo » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:02 am

erm.. volcano.. spews lava.. thats pyrotechnics.. the original kind in fact..
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Post by Cyrus » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:03 am

My wang has a gravtatoinal feild that causes the tides to shift.
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Post by Mo0 » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:04 am

... your wang is the MOON?!?!?!?!?

Mav's wang has a built-in shotgun. O_O
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Re: My Wang Is Better Than Mav's

Post by billf » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:04 am

this thread has been compared to stupid, and it went far beyong stupid.
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Post by Cyrus » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:06 am

Mine Slices, Dices, Cuts, And has a built in Cheese Grater.
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Post by mikehendo » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:08 am

one word: OUCH!
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Post by Eihger » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:19 am

I second that
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Post by UrzaPlanezwalker » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:21 am

because it fits so well:

<sealab>"i have a hydraluic penis"</sealab>
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Post by iggz » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:21 am

I'm convinced that everytime I come to this place my IQ drops.
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Post by billf » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:21 am

[quote="Cyrus1";p="249828"]Mine Slices, Dices, Cuts, And has a built in Cheese Grater.[/quote]

You aren't going to get the ladies with that one. I'll stick with my classic model.


Iggz, it does.
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Post by mikehendo » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:22 am

that would be a valid assupmtion, iggz..
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