Game insider jokes

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 5:37 pm

You save him and you kill him
My friend(D&D) was trying to save this other guy, I forget why he was playing,but when he attacked he killed all the enemies with one attack alone with the person he was trying to save.

SporkMaster · Post by **SporkMaster** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 10:14 pm

Eihger, i think "game insider jokes" are jokes like in...hmm...like in monkey island 3, when guybrush sticks his head into a hole and appears in a scene from monkey island 1, or in FFIX when Zidane looks at a sword that resembled the Buster Sword (Cloud´s sword) and he says: "Hey, I remeber a guy wih spikey hair that used one of these".

Thats it.

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:39 am

insider jokes meaning a certain group would get it
game whill plying a game

And I don't remeber that in FFIX and I beat it 3 times

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:11 pm

One of our inside jokes deals with cows (I live in the country, deal with it): Whenever one of the players begins to tick off the GM, the other players start going "MOO! MOO! MOO!"

This is due to the fact that when I was GMing one time, one of the players was being exceptionally unruly (they disliked the way I interpretted the rules, it was 2nd edition D&D) so I dropped a cow on them. Literally. I had a cow fall from the sky and land on their character, no saving throw, they couldn't see it coming or react to it in time. Did enough damage to kill the character and make a good sized dent in the ground. The other players took the character's remains, which had been partially combined with the cow's, and took him to be raised. He got raised as a minotaur-looking thing which was promptly slain by a local band of "heroes" slaying the "evil beast". The player didn't think it was funny at all and stopped playing for a few years, but everyone else thought it was great (and that he was wrong in the first place). Now, we have the 'Moo! chant' (tm).

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:43 pm

I can recall one time we were in a D&D campaign, our characters were in the woods, foraging, one of them just could NOT get a decent roll to save his life. I think it went something like 2, 5, 3, 1. Meanwhile, I, the resident Ranger, was getting ridiculously high scores, after bonuses it was 20+ most of the time.

So, when we got back to camp, it was described how I was hauling a dead deer with one arm, and a basket filled with fruit, connected to a second basket filled with dead rabbits and more fruit, and the first character came back with... a STICK.

To which my character made the comment, "This better be the best damn twig ever" *Chomp* "You got lucky."

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:10 pm

I was joking around while playing D&D (again) and said "what if we were attacked by an adult Red dragon and a cut its leg off" " ok but you have to roll its armor class... 20...20...20 you kill the dragon, aparently you cut that leg off good."

Brim Mar · Post by **Brim Mar** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:48 pm

Eihger, will you bare my children?

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:22 am

what the hell was THAT?

tsunam · Post by **tsunam** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 4:38 am

Ahh classic DND moments...

As a bard i was always considered useless for battle so i'd be put in the back and told to shoot things. Well being a chaotic character who didnt like that i proceded to kong each and every person in front of me with my guitar (i dont feel like pullin out the char but thats basically what it was) I knocked out all my party members and then whatever was attacking us. Tying everyone together friend and foe i had a nice dinner with my captives

As a wizard one time i launched a fireball at some dark elves, totally missing and catching the forest on fire..the elves did die..their entire population in the area and i was the only one who made it out alive..teleport + summon horse = safe getaway

Star wars rpg moments

being on a planet with 100 foot tall creatures and turning up the gravity to 100 x its normal, me in a non enviromental suit walking around with some difficulty while all these 100 foot creatures were pinned to the floor. great tool for capturing a star destoyer, enslave a giant race.

Magic the gathering

Playing the damage for putting land out car in the second round...ending up dead within 1 round. that was a new record.was with 8 people playing but still. I had the piss everyone off decks down pat.

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