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Fake Boobs for Fun and Profit

Post by Kits » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:36 am

as requested by IRC. :D

Ingredients:
a pair of pantyhose
a bag of small-bird birdseed

Take the birdseed, measure it out into equal parts (more for bigger boobs, less for smaller). Make sure they're AS EQUAL AS POSSIBLE. We don't want uneven knockers, now, do we? ;) Pour the birdseed into each leg. Tie each leg in a knot as close as you can get it to the birdseed. Cut off the remaining pantyhose. The knot becomes the nipple. These must be worn in a bra to be worn correctly.

There you go, all you crossdressers in hiding. I know you're out there because you DID ask me how to do this......Have Fun!
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Post by billf » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:39 am

works just fine until someone tries to grope you.
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Post by CutieCorey » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:42 am

...or the bag gets a hole in it and you leave a trail...
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Post by Jedi_Vader20 » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:42 am

According to Kit they feel real enough, just got hard nipples...
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Post by billf » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:45 am

Or you are attacked by a flock of birds....

and what's this about Kitsune grabbing guys by their fake boobs? O.o
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Post by Kits » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:48 am

*snicker*
I usually double up the pantyhose, so no holes. They feel realistic, as well :P.
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Post by BtEO » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:51 am

(Un)fortunately the nature of crossdressing means that a comparatively small proportion of those that use them, will look grope worthy

Edit: dang thats a lot of posts while I typed mine
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Post by undertow » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:54 am

Cute idea :) Too many pigeons and seagulls in my city, though. That'd be just asking for a Hitchcock-style mauling ;)
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Post by Prospero » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:14 am

Cue today's RL comic.
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Post by Myx » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:59 am

It's an interesting idea, but you may send the wrong message to the peckers out there.




















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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:23 am

We require pictures....detailed..sexy pictures...from Kitsune
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:26 am

What was that?
We require pictures....detailed..sexy pictures...from Kitsune
Ooh... I hear ya.
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Post by TheRubberBandMan » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:02 am

With labels.
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Post by billf » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:59 am

why do you need pictures of fake boobs?

Are you that bad off?
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Post by Ary » Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:12 am

I can't see todays comic! Nooo! RLC isn't loading. :(

And any pic of any (female) boob is good. I put the (female) there so billf wouldn't get any weird ideas. >.>
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