men, women and beer

4cheron · Post by **4cheron** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:00 pm

Scientists for the USDA suggested that men should look closer at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given eight pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when proven wrong. No further testing is planned.

GM · Post by GM » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:00 pm

A Mew Guy's clone

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:02 pm

Actually it is an old joke that I heard a while back..

furre · Post by **furre** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:11 pm

Well, this is perfect in this forum which, last time I checked, was dedicated to serious discussion.

Prospero · Post by **Prospero** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:23 pm

[quote="furre";p="271595"]dedicated to serious discussion[/quote]
...three months ago.

Rfairney · Post by **Rfairney** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:16 pm

All the more reason to attempt to bring it back to discussion now, had a nice long break from it, I can see a few good topics appearing now (phew) but shouldnt this go into some other place ?

furre · Post by **furre** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:50 pm

Glue, like I said, last time I checked.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:38 pm

wait... when was there exclusively serious discussion here?

From what I could tell there was ALWAYS stupid stuff in the R&R. Thats one of the things I love about it ^^

GM · Post by GM » Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:49 pm

This topic was on Politics & Current Events...

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:15 am

Men turning into women?
Oddly, the more beer I drink, the bigger my boobs are getting
/me dons training bra

AustralianBloke · Post by **AustralianBloke** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:27 pm

hehe

mmm beer

Mew Guy · Post by **Mew Guy** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:15 am

Good thing I don't drink.

If I got anymore girly, I'd be a girl.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:39 am

If I got anymore sexy, I'd be sex.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:59 am

If I got anymore girly, I'd be a girl.

*coughfagcough*
And if you got any more stupid, you'd be a black hole for smart.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:55 am

[quote="Imperator Severn";p="273686"]If I got anymore sexy, I'd be sex.[/quote]

You too, eh?

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